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And here we thought a red-eye flight only applied to the passengers...💤</i></span></div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><i> </i>Closer to <i>Rrrrreading</i>, Drones have managed to catch pure-<i>bred\r\n</i>and <i>tail Crufts superstar Coonhound Ruth 🐶, who went missing during the event and was found 48 hours later.  Although she does not seem to have had a pawful\r\n</i>time while away<i>, </i>we're sure her and her owner are<i> raising the woof </i>\r\nat her triumphant return. Truly a story to make us <i>Wag </i>with joy 🐩🐕! </span></div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nWith all these answers to questions we never asked, there' still a multitude of unanswered questions we never asked. Will Mackenzie Scott, Ex-wife of Amazon CEO and found, ever find someone to give her donation💲grant to?**** Will Maria Paxton ever find someone\r\n to give her Eleven Million Pounds to for charitable pursuits?***** Will there ever be a better knife than the Huusk Made in Japan kitchen knife 🔪?****** Don't be a Brutus, come to this weeks Sappo to find out 😉</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<span style=\"font-size: 9pt;\"><b> *</b>Spider Man will not be joining us at this weeks Sappo<b>**</b></span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<span style=\"font-size: 9pt;\"><b>*</b>...Or will he?<b>​</b>​***</span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\"><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">***No</span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\"><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">****We cannot confirm that Will Mackenzie Scotts supposed to make a grant are valid</span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\"><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">*****We do, however, promise that Maria Paxton has Eleven (11) Million Pounds waiting\r\n for you</span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\"><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">******Huusk Made In Japan Kitchen Knives may or may not be designed for stabbing political\r\n leaders in the back</span></div>\n\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\"><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"><b>Karan Ruparell</b></span></div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<br/>\n<hr/>\n\n</div>\n</body>\n</html>\n"}, {"id": 1, "content": "<strong>Easter Sappo</strong><br>2024-03-29", "start": "2024-03-29", "group": "Hette Houtman <h.g.houtman@pgr.reading.ac.uk>", "year": "2024", "subject": "Easter Sappo", "sender": "Hette Houtman <h.g.houtman@pgr.reading.ac.uk>", "flyer_image": "_images/tanzverbot_compressedpng.png", "body": "<html>\n<head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/>\n\n</head>\n<body dir=\"ltr\">\n\n<div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Good Good Friday</span><span style=\"font-size: 16px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\">*</span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"> everyone!</span></div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nToday, of course, is a holy day<sup>1</sup> and we at Sappo HQ hope you are all taking the opportunity to relax and reflect on this well-deserved day off. At the HQ, however, the grind never stops, and another Friday inevitably means another Sappo. Therefore, </div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: center; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<s>Come with us on this fine day, the day Jesus turned water into wine</s> - wait no that's not quite right...<sup>2</sup>  </div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: center; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<s>Join us for a feast that will rival the Last Supper!</s> - hmm no that was yesterday...<sup>3</sup></div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: center; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Accompany us on our <a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" data-loopstyle=\"linkonly\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Via_Dolorosa\" id=\"LPlnk308521\" title=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Via_Dolorosa\">\r\nVia Dolorosa</a></span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"><sup>4</sup></span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"> from the Brian Hoskins building towards the SCR</span><span style=\"font-size: 16px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"><b>​​​​</b>​******</span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">! </span></div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: left; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nThis one won't end in crucifixion (hopefully) but rather in merry enjoyment, perhaps even some dancing (against\r\n<a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" data-loopstyle=\"linkonly\" href=\"https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanzverbot\" id=\"LPlnk\" title=\"https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanzverbot\">\r\nthe wishes of the Bundesländer</a>, see flyer for an artist's impression). Whatever the evening may bring, we'll surely resurrect from its shenanigans before Sunday.</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nSee you all there,</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nThe Sappoteers</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<sup>1</sup>See, e.g., Matthew** 27:1-66</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<sup>2</sup>John*** 2:1-11</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<sup>3</sup>Mark**** 14:12-26</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><sup>4</sup></span><span style=\"font-size: 16px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\">Luke***** 23:1-56</span></div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<span style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\">*or Easter Monday, or Wednesday, who knows when this will come through</span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">​**</span><span style=\"font-size: 16px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\">the Evangelist, not Paskin (although suspiciously close to\r\n</span><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\"><i>Pascha </i></span><span style=\"font-size: 16px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\">🤔🤔🤔)</span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<span style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"><b>​</b>​*** the Evangelist, not Methven (although as meteorologists we might regard him as one)</span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<span style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\">**** Robby's distant ancestor, probably </span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<span style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\">*****</span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\n​****** At 17.30, but probably earlier than that</div>\n<br/>\n<hr/>\n\n</div>\n</body>\n</html>\n"}, {"id": 2, "content": "<strong>Cracking the Sappo Nut</strong><br>2024-01-19", "start": "2024-01-19", "group": "Robby Marks <r.j.marks@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "year": "2024", "subject": "Cracking the Sappo Nut", "sender": "Robby Marks <r.j.marks@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "flyer_image": "_images/Sappo_chook_run_2024jpg.jpg", "body": "<html><head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/>\n</head>\n<body dir=\"ltr\">\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<i>G'Day</i> Sappo Fans,</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nAfter a restful <i>Chrissie</i> break and a few <i>bludgy</i> weeks to ring in the New Year, it's back to good old-fashioned\r\n<i>hard-yakka</i>. We're not the only ones hard at work though, Storm Henk celebrated the New Year with us here in Reading, and the emergency services have been absolutely\r\n<i>flat out like a lizard drinking </i>handling the floods. You'd think with all that water hanging about it'd be the perfect time to pull out the\r\n<i>tinnies</i>, but even the <a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" data-auth=\"NotApplicable\" data-loopstyle=\"linkonly\" href=\"https://eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fuk.news.yahoo.com%2Flarge-boat-gets-stuck-under-080000019.html%3Fguccounter%3D1%26guce_referrer%3DaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8%26guce_referrer_sig%3DAQAAAId6exs9lgPwChRa13RuN9UndcCvmr8W6FMnK1bcC0ynB-x5I-U5r3ggC3nwCH0hMru2Q65i-TM_ySZH-VA8V7-hkjyF39DWLvRbQNQwCMYqq9OCO3qNLJteCL4Nqac1EaQuSaV9Oens5-u8VhcYnWjddwCroKdXAOk7yCg6FPQB&amp;data=05%7C02%7Ci.r.gorst%40PGR.READING.AC.UK%7C8d4e6c0d0f294583399208dc18ffb725%7C4ffa3bc4ecfc48c09080f5e43ff90e5f%7C0%7C0%7C638412733785594227%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C3000%7C%7C%7C&amp;sdata=4tH4fTTz3NjcmD4im1AP3vHUt4CYUL3MzQMThH6paj0%3D&amp;reserved=0\" id=\"LPlnk390463\" originalsrc=\"https://uk.news.yahoo.com/large-boat-gets-stuck-under-080000019.html?guccounter=1&amp;guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&amp;guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAId6exs9lgPwChRa13RuN9UndcCvmr8W6FMnK1bcC0ynB-x5I-U5r3ggC3nwCH0hMru2Q65i-TM_ySZH-VA8V7-hkjyF39DWLvRbQNQwCMYqq9OCO3qNLJteCL4Nqac1EaQuSaV9Oens5-u8VhcYnWjddwCroKdXAOk7yCg6FPQB\" shash=\"BMURRnxrD24W5Esl/9kZ0XRJlgHj7WSZOn28ucZxR8b4p2+Kz1oFXAXYtq6bTV4lf/kKdyHWVFjzvYarvDk642kamsl0h5iRKga+jwwHGzI0li6ZkQqSvvJc+So/aOYb+QHmhlyQPtigof/9IhYsmnmVRWeHiz+WIUiaaG3fgS0=\" title=\"https://uk.news.yahoo.com/large-boat-gets-stuck-under-080000019.html?guccounter=1&amp;guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&amp;guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAId6exs9lgPwChRa13RuN9UndcCvmr8W6FMnK1bcC0ynB-x5I-U5r3ggC3nwCH0hMru2Q65i-TM_ySZH-VA8V7-hkjyF39DWLvRbQNQwCMYqq9OCO3qNLJteCL4Nqac1EaQuSaV9Oens5-u8VhcYnWjddwCroKdXAOk7yCg6FPQB\">\r\nmightiest of vessels were no match for the flooded Thames</a>, which a quick <i>squiz\r\n</i>at the records reveals were the <a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" data-auth=\"NotApplicable\" data-loopstyle=\"linkonly\" href=\"https://eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Frdg.today%2Fwater-levels-on-river-thames-reach-record-levels-as-reading-floods%2F%23%3A~%3Atext%3DThe%2520depth%2520of%2520the%2520River%2Clevel%2520goes%2520above%25207.25m.&amp;data=05%7C02%7Ci.r.gorst%40PGR.READING.AC.UK%7C8d4e6c0d0f294583399208dc18ffb725%7C4ffa3bc4ecfc48c09080f5e43ff90e5f%7C0%7C0%7C638412733785594227%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C3000%7C%7C%7C&amp;sdata=cZIkWLQ7LcO%2FdyyBJzHVBg0M9HL0eZGVBm%2B2tE7RZZI%3D&amp;reserved=0\" id=\"LPlnk279118\" originalsrc=\"https://rdg.today/water-levels-on-river-thames-reach-record-levels-as-reading-floods/#:~:text=The%20depth%20of%20the%20River,level%20goes%20above%207.25m.\" shash=\"ZI+f/FPgqVWE3DVM6G0zXTv2vB+/91gnSPoMBqZZJ7wjoi2VS5HVQ6qH8CFHaSuV8qOac/e0H7ZL+TrHBvAdYGebXj+ZYgdYMynkVd3eTxIdwku9ENUJFZ5u0/IXWiPvMJ+S5w3ZL9ydziP3psfKQBHjlwzmqaG4U51jud0dQEo=\" title=\"https://rdg.today/water-levels-on-river-thames-reach-record-levels-as-reading-floods/#:~:text=The%20depth%20of%20the%20River,level%20goes%20above%207.25m.\">\r\nhighest ever recorded flows in Reading</a>.</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\"><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">Our antipodean friends have been dealing with similarly dire circumstances. In a daring\r\n and unfunded social experiment, a truck driver in northern New South Wales overturned his truck, flooding\r\n</span><span style=\"letter-spacing: normal; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\">one of the busiest highways\r\n in Australia with </span><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"><a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" data-auth=\"NotApplicable\" data-loopstyle=\"linkonly\" href=\"https://eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.abc.net.au%2Fnews%2F2024-01-04%2Fpacific-highway-stranded-chickens-rescued-coffs-harbour%2F103282578&amp;data=05%7C02%7Ci.r.gorst%40PGR.READING.AC.UK%7C8d4e6c0d0f294583399208dc18ffb725%7C4ffa3bc4ecfc48c09080f5e43ff90e5f%7C0%7C0%7C638412733785594227%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C3000%7C%7C%7C&amp;sdata=YM7XP6QUtIWlqsYDDiBrQvqwSO%2FPxltKGNryloTvtcw%3D&amp;reserved=0\" id=\"LPlnk376693\" originalsrc=\"https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-01-04/pacific-highway-stranded-chickens-rescued-coffs-harbour/103282578\" shash=\"uFensxpGnwKIsbETcgg2dORSbcXeBqG5ZlLfnnYgaRzHWntNt7qbapNcMs1j+phA8HP32ntXsDdkWIMnReLfAyCrnbwbLCe1JiYJb3bcRiV4nznLkcQhc0O5SvLKbqnTkRM2BCj7L56Q+5KsTV9eDvGnwgpHhByDkb7lQkUKVLk=\" title=\"https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-01-04/pacific-highway-stranded-chickens-rescued-coffs-harbour/103282578\">hundreds</a> of\r\n<i>chooks</i> to answer the age-old question, why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately, the\r\n<i>silly galah</i> didn't implement any experimental controls or perform any statistical analysis, so the results were a bit\r\n<i>crook</i>. Even so, it's expected to be published in the upcoming nature article \"On The General Theory of Chicken-Road Dynamics\".\r\n<i>Onya</i> mate, we love to see citizen scientists getting their <i>fair suck of the sauce bottle</i>.</span></div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nI expect the SCR will be <i>chockers</i> with the lot of you this <i>arvo</i>. We'll grab some\r\n<i>tucker</i>, pop on the <i>billy</i>, and brew up a <i>hot choccy</i> or two to beat the cold weather.</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<i>Hooroo</i>,</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nRobby (The Sappoteers Cultural Advisor)</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nP.S. There are many Aussie <i>slang</i> words scattered throughout, but one is not real, bonus points for anyone who can spot it.</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nDictionary:</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nG'Day: Hello</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nChrissie: Christmas</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nBludgy: Low effort, slow</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nhard-yakka: Hard work</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nFlat out like a lizard drinking: Busy</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nTinnies: Metal boats</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nSquiz: To look at something</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nChooks: Chickens</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nSilly galah: A foolish person</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nCrook: Bad</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nOnya: Well done, good on you</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\"><span style=\"letter-spacing: normal; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\">Fair\r\n suck of the sauce bottle: Getting a reasonable opportunity to partake in an activity</span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nChockers: Completely full (short for chock-a-block)</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nArvo: Afternoon</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nTucker: Food</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nBilly: A metal teapot, traditionally used with a campfire</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nHot Choccy: You know this one</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nHooroo: Goodbye</div>\n</body>\n</html>\n<br/>\n<hr/>\n\n"}, {"id": 3, "content": "<strong>Smouldering SAPPO</strong><br>2024-10-11", "start": "2024-10-11", "group": "Elliot Mckinnon-Gray <e.b.mckinnon-gray@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "year": "2024", "subject": "Smouldering SAPPO", "sender": "Elliot Mckinnon-Gray <e.b.mckinnon-gray@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "flyer_image": "_images/SAPPO_111064jpg.jpg", "body": "<html>\n<head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/>\n\n</head>\n<body dir=\"ltr\">\n<div style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nThe second Sappo of the academic year is upon us!</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<i>Hot </i>off the presses is the news coming out of our own department, in what will go down in the history books as\r\n<b>the week of two fire alarms<sup>+</sup></b>, burnt-out** light fittings in HP that were smoking caused staff to raise a genuine alarm the day after a drill which rudely interrupted the internal seminar. We have it on good authority that the light fittings\r\n have been informed that if they must, they can smoke outside away from the building and have been introduced to Nicorette<span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\"><a class=\"x_OWAAutoLink\" data-auth=\"NotApplicable\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwj_vL-G_YSJAxUoh_0HHayiAM4QFnoECBkQAQ\" href=\"https://www.nicorette.co.uk/products/nicorette-quickmist-mouthspray\" id=\"LPlnkOWA3ed0739b-352c-8a29-dd06-8c3efb0c3eaf\" style=\"text-decoration: none; text-align: left;\">®</a></span> QuickMist<sup>TM</sup> to\r\n help them quit.</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nIn more <i>scorching </i>news, the local <a href=\"https://www.readingchronicle.co.uk/news/24592604.fire-breaks-montys-cafe-reading/\" id=\"LPlnk\" title=\"https://www.readingchronicle.co.uk/news/24592604.fire-breaks-montys-cafe-reading/\">\r\nMonty's Cafe was also beset by fire-unsafe appliances</a>, ironically with a drinks fridge starting an electrical fire which closed roads around all night and the cafe for several days. Punters we've spoken to since the cafe's re-opening have spoken highly\r\n of their new range of <i>smoked</i> cheese sandwiches.</div>\n\n<div style=\"direction: ltr; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nIn other <i>torrid </i>news, it would be remiss of us to omit the biggest meteorological story of the week in which \"Hurricane force winds\" of\r\n<a href=\"https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0kjrp2rngzo\" id=\"LPlnk648723\" title=\"https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0kjrp2rngzo\">\r\n13000 mph and 400 C temperatures were presented to users of the BBC weather app</a>. Rumour has it some of our mischievous\r\n<a href=\"https://research.reading.ac.uk/met-spate/\" id=\"LPlnk134120\" title=\"https://research.reading.ac.uk/met-spate/\">\r\nspace scientists</a> gained access to the servers and swapped the Earth forecast for Venus*.</div>\n\n<div style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nAcross the pond, in Washington state, a woman was <a href=\"https://news.sky.com/story/woman-forced-to-flee-after-around-100-raccoons-besiege-home-demanding-food-in-us-state-of-washington-13231201\" id=\"LPlnk101404\" title=\"https://news.sky.com/story/woman-forced-to-flee-after-around-100-raccoons-besiege-home-demanding-food-in-us-state-of-washington-13231201\">\r\nforced to flee after hundreds of raccoons besieged her home</a> demanding food. Similar sights have been observed by PhDs descending on the BH coffee area when there is left over event food.</div>\n\n<div style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nSpeaking of, meet in the coffee area at 5:00pm today before walking to park house!</div>\n\n<div style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nToasty regards,</div>\n\n<div style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nThe Sappoteers<br/>\n<br/>\n<br/>\n</div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">*</span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"> any mischievous space scientists reading this: you're telling me this doesn't happen on a planet with giant scorpions??</span></div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\n** This mental health awareness week look out for your colleagues and friends and take time for yourself in your busy schedule. Maintain balance.</div>\n\n\n<br/>\n<hr/>\n\n</body>\n</html>\n"}, {"id": 4, "content": "<strong>Groundhog Sappo Predictions</strong><br>2024-02-02", "start": "2024-02-02", "group": "Nathaniel Edward-Inatimi <n.o.edward-inatimi@pgr.reading.ac.uk>", "year": "2024", "subject": "Groundhog Sappo Predictions", "sender": "Nathaniel Edward-Inatimi <n.o.edward-inatimi@pgr.reading.ac.uk>", "flyer_image": "_images/GroundhogDaySappopng.png", "body": "<html>\n<head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/>\n\n</head>\n<body dir=\"ltr\">\n\n<div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nGood Afternoon all and a Happy February 2<sup>nd*</sup>!</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nIt's groundhog day and what better way to celebrate than to reflect on what's already happened on this day...</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nHappy Anniversary to Conrad the II who on this day 992 years ago decided that being the Holy Roman Emperor wasn't enough and went to expand his portfolio by becoming the king of Burgendy too. Historians argue whether this would have a great addition to the\r\n CV back then. </div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nA great day for baseball lovers as on this day in 1876, the National League of Professional Baseball Clubs (one of the two leagues which comprise Major League Baseball) was formed. However, despite such a long running league, the Milwaukee Brewers have yet\r\n to win a world series...</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nFor real-life mystery fans, today is the 65<sup>th</sup> anniversary of the Dyatlov Pass Incident. Where a team of 9 highly experienced Soviet hikers were lost under mysterious circumstances in the Ural mountains. Theories about what happened range from secret\r\n military weapon experiments, big foot, and aliens.</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nAnd finally, on this day last year it was Elliot's Birthday so join in the celebration this evening from 5:30**, at Park House (SRC).</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nYours Insincerely,</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri, Calibri_EmbeddedFont, Calibri_MSFontService, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\">The Sappoteers </span></div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\"><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">*How is it February already?</span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\n** But very likely earlier</div>\n\n<br/>\n<hr/>\n\n</div>\n</body>\n</html>\n"}, {"id": 5, "content": "<strong>sappo of the week</strong><br>2024-02-23", "start": "2024-02-23", "group": "Niamh OCallaghan <n.ocallaghan@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "year": "2024", "subject": "sappo of the week", "sender": "Niamh OCallaghan <n.ocallaghan@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "flyer_image": "_images/sappo_plans-minjpg.jpg", "body": "<html><head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/>\n</head>\n<body dir=\"ltr\">\n\n<div>\n<p class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">Our favoured sociable Meteorologists,</span></p>\n\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">We are so sorry for the\r\n<i>lapse</i> in programming last week. We dont <i>rate</i> who was on duty last week</span></p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">We open this weeks sappo release with the announcement of a\r\n<a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" data-loopstyle=\"linkonly\" href=\"https://eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Fscience%2F2024%2Ffeb%2F17%2Fjapan-to-launch-worlds-first-wooden-satellite-to-combat-space-pollution&amp;data=05%7C02%7Ci.r.gorst%40pgr.reading.ac.uk%7Ca012145ef57549b88e5208dc34871161%7C4ffa3bc4ecfc48c09080f5e43ff90e5f%7C0%7C0%7C638443001934614491%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C0%7C%7C%7C&amp;sdata=%2F3u2dbTsh2qlPJzHtucZVxGh8BwyR3fprfrYq52dcBI%3D&amp;reserved=0\" id=\"OWAb8486a38-73c3-227a-e98a-595fbdf90d2c\" originalsrc=\"https://www.theguardian.com/science/2024/feb/17/japan-to-launch-worlds-first-wooden-satellite-to-combat-space-pollution\" shash=\"aVkxBWcjSz0uIF7znR+qNuhI4nc3WKEH/q1XmBH1GaeEgk+APXIRlERrHbf4C8s6F3WLNOtCbMnlt6xyNuCRNc4tuz2hVKm8eZyWG0EFln3h7cx4AwcOZvb1lnn8Is2gUcRqpB3TalePWHuQVSQIs19BCHQGNCXZStl0Toq/vSw=\" style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\">\r\nnew material</a> for satellite construction- no not some fancy alloy or engineered plastic; scientists at Kyoto University have\r\n<i>branched</i> out into wood! Set to be launched on a US rocket later this summer, initial tests have shown its\r\n<i>tree</i>-mendous in harsh conditions and has a lower environmental impact than\r\n<i>poplar</i> aluminium.</span></p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">Also in Japan, theres trouble\r\n<i>brewing</i> for a school headmaster who has <i><a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" data-loopstyle=\"linkonly\" href=\"https://eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.straitstimes.com%2Fasia%2Feast-asia%2Fschool-principal-in-japan-fired-for-coffee-theft-denied-retirement-pay&amp;data=05%7C02%7Ci.r.gorst%40pgr.reading.ac.uk%7Ca012145ef57549b88e5208dc34871161%7C4ffa3bc4ecfc48c09080f5e43ff90e5f%7C0%7C0%7C638443001934624002%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C0%7C%7C%7C&amp;sdata=Ecg688mieuZQuJ0vVTKrLb05ijWEswfy3tGB7HOlkz0%3D&amp;reserved=0\" id=\"OWA12c72a46-f119-1d28-5ec0-28ea65d1164b\" originalsrc=\"https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/east-asia/school-principal-in-japan-fired-for-coffee-theft-denied-retirement-pay\" shash=\"Ri/vbhDRioKX5JMSskL0Sf31G9MrksNpiEpqDGt9uTT3hl0bJA3JuUO5E/yCg2a2P7+F4hIAEJ+2xTiAqit6AAx6aAi5panww3c/xLp5MpGTXhH0UgqvEO0xXwB3WGB35CRW7p5L2fRsjmDH5NnyyTzsv3Fa7urq5l6vJKqFXis=\" style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\">bean</a></i><a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" data-loopstyle=\"linkonly\" href=\"https://eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.straitstimes.com%2Fasia%2Feast-asia%2Fschool-principal-in-japan-fired-for-coffee-theft-denied-retirement-pay&amp;data=05%7C02%7Ci.r.gorst%40pgr.reading.ac.uk%7Ca012145ef57549b88e5208dc34871161%7C4ffa3bc4ecfc48c09080f5e43ff90e5f%7C0%7C0%7C638443001934631497%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C0%7C%7C%7C&amp;sdata=PozOKBs7asv0kPxopXOXTRchWSdGnc7baDIt2AeoJeU%3D&amp;reserved=0\" id=\"OWA12c72a46-f119-1d28-5ec0-28ea65d1164b\" originalsrc=\"https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/east-asia/school-principal-in-japan-fired-for-coffee-theft-denied-retirement-pay\" shash=\"yr6LwfS5NyI7kYope5aVgikDkTNjiAqzGM+Nx5ctcrMx9c40AyZr04hqyv+GGVkeFP9fal1v+b2O6AZCxe6ID5/3GCnkjmddS9nFMhEV7LuoZ9xJeUFuCXP01fpXydSR8YYLyKakyOMw52lcVFjmQtI+tRcbfShz727TYzy0qJo=\" style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\"> dismissed</a> for\r\n selecting a large coffee despite only paying for a small one! One may think it was a simple mistake but the\r\n<i>roasted</i> teacher has admitted to being a repeated offender; and lawmakers saw it as\r\n<i>grounds</i> for dismissal. A message for all you <i>mugs</i>; dont <i>pro-caffienate</i> paying your share, better\r\n<i>latte</i> than never!</span></p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">A little closer to home, big news made\r\n<i>landfall</i> in the department last week as official planning permission <i><a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" data-loopstyle=\"linkonly\" href=\"https://eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reading.ac.uk%2Fnews%2F2024%2FUniversity-News%2FEuropean-weather-centre-HQ-given-planning-permission&amp;data=05%7C02%7Ci.r.gorst%40pgr.reading.ac.uk%7Ca012145ef57549b88e5208dc34871161%7C4ffa3bc4ecfc48c09080f5e43ff90e5f%7C0%7C0%7C638443001934637530%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C0%7C%7C%7C&amp;sdata=E81HYXwEDJ8OcaNO6mT9ZFJIAV7YTbGFD07SEPLOIqA%3D&amp;reserved=0\" id=\"OWAad5786ce-621c-f6c0-b2ac-bda7b8a091be\" originalsrc=\"https://www.reading.ac.uk/news/2024/University-News/European-weather-centre-HQ-given-planning-permission\" shash=\"YNMqxjHPRyVgpwA0uvrGpUOAP8CcLryIl0CKHWehjidn3/xto9/U3HbltcN+Qi2VRgBaTI71J642ZR82Dq/Kyk2EAnevh9Z4G5icl7QrcLxLNbVW5rcBZXjzwum0UFuZfLX3NZ/izpSzTbyufXRelomqwAryFEA9ftvyLYllOKw=\" style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\">breezed</a></i><a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" data-loopstyle=\"linkonly\" href=\"https://eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reading.ac.uk%2Fnews%2F2024%2FUniversity-News%2FEuropean-weather-centre-HQ-given-planning-permission&amp;data=05%7C02%7Ci.r.gorst%40pgr.reading.ac.uk%7Ca012145ef57549b88e5208dc34871161%7C4ffa3bc4ecfc48c09080f5e43ff90e5f%7C0%7C0%7C638443001934643467%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C0%7C%7C%7C&amp;sdata=omARLGj8RoLbwX6zQiWb%2BOtDi9wAm9CvDjeqjO2NwVo%3D&amp;reserved=0\" id=\"OWAad5786ce-621c-f6c0-b2ac-bda7b8a091be\" originalsrc=\"https://www.reading.ac.uk/news/2024/University-News/European-weather-centre-HQ-given-planning-permission\" shash=\"D8s9YiYCunJnoGP52JAG6tiu+bpRyRcY8qnuXVlaW2fXgPKN9LDTRw4cjkY7t7u6d1B5401hB49TJXADll+JQnLU4eszyJ3FJ50IEtO7jwSA2dMgJDZ4Ur/YqZ15bMKjjk2pEdY3rRRrS/xhv/35otWDjuqLxY+zX6j3nchEO4A=\" style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\">\r\n through</a> for the new ECMWF building on campus this week. Set to complete in Autumn 2026, the plan has been\r\n<i>heated</i> against angry art students and even <a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" data-loopstyle=\"linkonly\" href=\"https://eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Frdg.today%2Fa-new-spell-of-weather-council-approves-plan-for-european-centre-for-medium-range-weather-forecasts-ecmwf-to-move-on-to-university-of-readings-whiteknights-campus%2F&amp;data=05%7C02%7Ci.r.gorst%40pgr.reading.ac.uk%7Ca012145ef57549b88e5208dc34871161%7C4ffa3bc4ecfc48c09080f5e43ff90e5f%7C0%7C0%7C638443001934649370%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C0%7C%7C%7C&amp;sdata=YAK9F2Dk0ML2KIW9ag8uN6aB%2Bz9NOPC2owlBJck6%2F1M%3D&amp;reserved=0\" id=\"OWAddb998ff-ebf6-18c1-5b15-4926eab187d4\" originalsrc=\"https://rdg.today/a-new-spell-of-weather-council-approves-plan-for-european-centre-for-medium-range-weather-forecasts-ecmwf-to-move-on-to-university-of-readings-whiteknights-campus/\" shash=\"PdvXdHOBHs2AXqmYz4pdDvq3egWTlnawr2dWjhU+4GLc761mlHbMu0EaDAXX7Wy12h4B/JNoeP+mgaogusU2cWFKfSN2855xQBYnbO0JBnY5UE/3b5X2MS9vonXqEy0aMxOpUP6p2n7lm+qWAwNr245rb5PLDPPf6oZa71440aw=\" style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\">\r\nangrier locals</a>. Those of you worried about the fate of famed rubber duckies need not worry. We have inside knowledge that the ducks will see an expansion of their habitat with a whole river to frolic in! (see attached poster)</span></p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">This whole announcement makes me think next years panto planners should get brain<i>storm</i>ing.</span></p>\n<p class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">SCR. 17:30.</span></p>\n<p class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">The Sappoteers</span></p>\n\n<br/>\n<hr/>\n\n</div>\n</body>\n</html>\n"}, {"id": 6, "content": "<strong>A Grape Sappo-tage in the City of Lights!</strong><br>2024-02-09", "start": "2024-02-09", "group": "Matthew Paskin <m.paskin@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "year": "2024", "subject": "A Grape Sappo-tage in the City of Lights!", "sender": "Matthew Paskin <m.paskin@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "flyer_image": "_images/sappo_flyerpng.png", "body": "<html xmlns=\"http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40\" xmlns:m=\"http://schemas.microsoft.com/office/2004/12/omml\" xmlns:o=\"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office\" xmlns:v=\"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml\" xmlns:w=\"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:word\"><head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/><meta content=\"Microsoft Word 15 (filtered medium)\" name=\"Generator\"/>\n<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>\r\n<o:shapedefaults v:ext=\"edit\" spidmax=\"1026\" />\r\n</xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>\r\n<o:shapelayout v:ext=\"edit\">\r\n<o:idmap v:ext=\"edit\" data=\"1\" />\r\n</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]-->\n</head>\n<body lang=\"EN-GB\" link=\"#467886\" style=\"word-wrap:break-word\" vlink=\"#96607D\">\n<div class=\"WordSection1\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Bonjour, bon après-midi, and cheers, dear Sappoteers!<o:p></o:p></p>\n\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">As the rain taps its rhythm on our windows and the scent of freshly brewed afternoon coffee/tea fills the air, it's time for another round of delightful updates from the heart of Sappo!<o:p></o:p></p>\n\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Today, we're swirling our glasses in disbelief as we uncover a tale straight from the cobblestone streets of Paris – a story of intrigue, indulgence, and a grape escapade of epic proportions! A heist so audacious it could make even the\r\n most seasoned sommelier spill their Bordeaux! A staggering 1.5 million euros worth of wine has vanished into the night from the very restaurant that inspired the beloved movie Ratatouille.<o:p></o:p></p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Amidst the chaos and confusion, whispers have begun to circulate, dismissing the notion that our beloved culinary prodigy, Remy, could be behind such audacious antics. After all, how could the virtuoso of the kitchen possibly stray into\r\n the world of high-stakes thievery? No, dear Sappoteers, the finger of suspicion must point elsewhere, with twists and turns as unexpected as a secret ingredient in Remy's kitchen.<o:p></o:p></p>\n\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">And so, as the plot thickens like a rich Cabernet Sauvignon, we find ourselves drawn to a curious rumour fluttering through the grapevine. Could it be that a clandestine hamster*, shrouded in mystery and mischief, lurks in the shadows of\r\n Paris, orchestrating this vinous vendetta? Well fear not, for amidst the uncertainty, one thing remains crystal clear – the indomitable spirit of Sappo, where every twist and turn is met with laughter, camaraderie, and perhaps, just a hint of mischief.<o:p></o:p></p>\n\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Before we bid adieu, a friendly reminder: meet us at Park House at 17:30 for a gathering that promises to be as delightful as a sip of fine wine on a rainy day**!<o:p></o:p></p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Until next time, keep those spirits high and those umbrellas handy, dear Sappoteers!<o:p></o:p></p>\n\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">À votre santé!<o:p></o:p></p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Sappo HQ<o:p></o:p></p>\n\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">*Some of us should be so lucky to have a namesake so dear<o:p></o:p></p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">**We will be <b>inside</b><o:p></o:p></p>\n</div>\n</body>\n</html>\n<br/>\n<hr/>\n\n"}, {"id": 7, "content": "<strong>SAPPY NEW YEAR</strong><br>2024-01-12", "start": "2024-01-12", "group": "Elliot Mckinnon-Gray <e.b.mckinnon-gray@pgr.reading.ac.uk>", "year": "2024", "subject": "SAPPY NEW YEAR", "sender": "Elliot Mckinnon-Gray <e.b.mckinnon-gray@pgr.reading.ac.uk>", "flyer_image": "_images/SAPPO_2024jpg.jpg", "body": "<html>\n<head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/>\n\n</head>\n<body dir=\"ltr\">\n\n\n</body>\n</html>\n"}, {"id": 8, "content": "<strong>Rest in Sappeace</strong><br>2024-10-04", "start": "2024-10-04", "group": "Karan Ruparell <k.ruparell2@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "year": "2024", "subject": "Rest in Sappeace", "sender": "Karan Ruparell <k.ruparell2@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "flyer_image": "_images/Sappo_Poster_04OCtpng.png", "body": "<html>\n<head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/>\n\n</head>\n<body dir=\"ltr\">\n\n<div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nHello all ye Sappoteers,</div>\n\n<div style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nWe regret to inform you that this weekly digest will be a <i>sombercast</i>, with many losses. The first\r\n<i>high definition </i>loss we have to mourn is that of the Harry Pitt ATV room (see attached), previously\r\n<i>featuring </i>a Visually unGifted Assembly of monitors, we regret to inform you Sherlock fans that our very own Watsons* have made the\r\n<i>elementary </i>travesty of removing the all <i>visual appeal</i> of the great room, leaving our dear Pitiful Harrys in the\r\n<i>dark. But</i>—don’t <i>change the channel </i>just yet! <i>Tune into</i> Sappo for some\r\n<i>clear-sighted </i>fun! And after all, these monitors will never truly leave us**. In fact rumour has it that remnants of the great Hideous Display Monstrosity of telivisIons exists within these walls even today...</div>\n\n<div style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nWe must also commiserate all our <i>furry </i>friends, victims of the curse of PhD group. Nor can we turn a blind eye to the\r\n<i>pawful </i>tragedy of the <a class=\"x_x_OWAAutoLink\" data-auth=\"NotApplicable\" data-linkindex=\"0\" href=\"https://news.sky.com/story/fat-bear-week-delayed-after-contestant-killed-by-rival-13227088\" id=\"OWAc5796267-3669-98fb-30b6-0b44ed9b5c3e\" style=\"margin: 0px;\" title=\"https://news.sky.com/story/fat-bear-week-delayed-after-contestant-killed-by-rival-13227088\">\r\nFat Bear Week</a>, where promises of competition and fame have taken these contestants to\r\n<i>bear-ly </i>believable lows. Video footage shows the <i>polarising </i>attack of one of the contestants being attacked. </div>\n\n<div style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nWith all these unfortunate events we are <i>swimming </i>in, the <a class=\"x_x_OWAAutoLink\" data-auth=\"NotApplicable\" data-linkindex=\"1\" href=\"https://news.sky.com/story/new-grumpy-fish-species-discovered-in-the-red-sea-13217205\" id=\"OWA29af19e2-c121-9995-74c4-3bae2be90e51\" style=\"margin: 0px;\" title=\"https://news.sky.com/story/new-grumpy-fish-species-discovered-in-the-red-sea-13217205\">\r\ngrumpy dwarfgoby</a> has entered the world with the right idea. Do NOT let its appearance fool you, this unhappy friend dwells in the Arabian Red Sea, has all the might of a Leviathan*** 💪, with the discover\r\n<span style=\"font-weight: 500;\">Lucí­a Pombo-Ayora</span> dubbing them 'a fearsome predator' . Goby-g or go home, am I right??</div>\n\n\n<div style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nMake sure to get your clothes out**** and your pints in TODAY before the weather turns south. Sappo begins at our trust old\r\n<b>Park House</b>, from <b>5:30pm today</b> </div>\n\n\n<div style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\n* For legal reasons we have no ill will towards Watsons, the company. Watson the Doctor, however, we do not speak of </div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\n** For supernatural reasons, we cannot confirm or deny the ethereal presence of the Dastard Vampiric devIces within the department<br/>\r\n***Disclaimer: The dwarfgoby may not actually reach the size of a Leviathan. Not all fish are created equal.</div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\n**** Double Disclaimer: We <i>bear </i>no responsibility for any rain that may or may not occur if you take your clothes out*****</div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\n***** Anti Disclaimer: This department is big however, and if you are looking for someone to blame for the weather you may find them at Sappo</div>\n\n\n<div style=\"margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<b>Yours Unfaithfully</b></div>\n\n<div style=\"margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<b>The Sappoteers</b></div>\n\n\n<br/>\n<hr/>\n\n</div>\n</body>\n</html>\n"}, {"id": 9, "content": "<strong>Sappy Wonka</strong><br>2024-03-01", "start": "2024-03-01", "group": "Blair McGinness <b.mcginness@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "year": "2024", "subject": "Sappy Wonka", "sender": "Blair McGinness <b.mcginness@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "flyer_image": "_images/Flyerpng.png", "body": "<html><head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/>\n</head>\n<body dir=\"ltr\">\n\n<div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\"><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">Hello good Sappo people</span></div>\n\n<div><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">I hope everyone was feeling rosy fresh following the met pubcrawl last night, and is ready to get back to it.</span></div>\n\n<div><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">Our first story takes us to Glasgow, where a disastrous\r\n<a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" data-loopstyle=\"linkonly\" href=\"https://eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Fuk-news%2F2024%2Ffeb%2F27%2Fglasgow-willy-wonka-experience-slammed-as-farce-as-tickets-refunded&amp;data=05%7C02%7Ci.r.gorst%40pgr.reading.ac.uk%7C4fe5968ae9464281b3a908dc3a0a6fa4%7C4ffa3bc4ecfc48c09080f5e43ff90e5f%7C0%7C0%7C638449063720106648%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C0%7C%7C%7C&amp;sdata=bQ1gXl0UlfL4oFfVjcENa6bmBdve7Cy0cHGw4ZjOwQQ%3D&amp;reserved=0\" id=\"OWA86b634fb-e50f-f856-47be-5a669c091b30\" originalsrc=\"https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/feb/27/glasgow-willy-wonka-experience-slammed-as-farce-as-tickets-refunded\" shash=\"XJL4Bkz/blsYMUEj/LtbPA9dJUZ321EBASyEy6LjteUTZwXRVksV5g2Jho8qRvomL1MuonDy2CsmjvbzML5il6hfrBaUlB+PGptqO8URl/8y28jWrCo+NqPVOqCd1ho08uOkvFj2cVDvCDU7gGx1a+8om9cFI0DXJuTkX3eqGjg=\" title=\"https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/feb/27/glasgow-willy-wonka-experience-slammed-as-farce-as-tickets-refunded\">\r\nWilly Wonka event</a> has been making headlines after many attendees were left furious after the quality (street) of the event did not live up to expectations. Many of the advertised attractions lived only in a world of pure imagination, as it turns out that\r\n the promotional pictures had been fudged using AI. Several parents formed a cocoa-lition, demanding refunds for the £35 tickets and calling the police to the scone. Eventually, some attendees had their tickets refunded, with the organisers deciding to choc\r\n it up as a loss.</span></div>\n\n<div><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">Next we move over to New York, where a coop d'état has resulted in a large number of turkeys taking over Staten\r\n island. After a poultry attempt to deal with the issue, officials have stated that the turkeys are part of the status crow. Residents have complained that their feathered neighbours are fowl and unhygenic, and are gobbling up the council funding. There have\r\n been rumours that the city officials have been bribed by these birds, with eagle-eye witnesses claiming the turkeys groused the hands of officials.</span></div>\n\n<div><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">See you down at park house (and then 3sixty for the Wurzels)</span></div>\n\n<div><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">Cheers,</span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\"><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">The Sappoteers</span></div>\n<br/>\n<hr/>\n\n</div>\n</body>\n</html>\n"}, {"id": 10, "content": "<strong>SAPPO(SLO)!!!!!!!</strong><br>2024-03-22", "start": "2024-03-22", "group": "Catherine Toolan <c.toolan@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "year": "2024", "subject": "SAPPO(SLO)!!!!!!!", "sender": "Catherine Toolan <c.toolan@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "flyer_image": "_images/sappo-16-02-24-min 1png.png", "body": "<html><head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/>\n\n</head>\n<body dir=\"ltr\">\n\n<div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nHello one and all, </div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<br/>\n<hr/>\n\n</div>\n</body>\n</html>\n"}, {"id": 11, "content": "<strong>SSSICKLY SSSAPPO</strong><br>2024-09-27", "start": "2024-09-27", "group": "Catherine Toolan <c.toolan@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "year": "2024", "subject": "SSSICKLY SSSAPPO", "sender": "Catherine Toolan <c.toolan@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "flyer_image": "_images/sappo-27-09-24_minpng.png", "body": "<html><head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/>\n\n</head>\n<body dir=\"ltr\">\n\n<div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<b>Welcome ALL to a new term of Sappo!</b></div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nThis is your weekly wrap up of the MOST IMPORTANT NEWS from around the world, followed by an invitation to an EXCLUSIVE, ONE OF A KIND, THRILLING ADVENTURE*.</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nThree animal themed stories for you all today:</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nLong Boi, missing and presumed DEAD**, now has a <a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg4q14w34weo\" id=\"LPlnk905242\" title=\"https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg4q14w34weo\">\r\nstatue in his honour</a> commissioned by <i>quack</i>pots at the University of York. Quite possibly the only worthwhile being to originate from Yorkshire***, Long Boi - a cross between a mallard and an Indian runner - became a\r\n<i>beak</i>on of joy for students at the university.</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nVideo hasss emerged of a man ssstealing a ssstinking**** sssnake from a pet ssshop by\r\n<a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://www.independent.co.uk/us/oregon-man-steals-snake-by-stuffing-it-down-his-trousers-a6813886.html\" id=\"LPlnk843153\" title=\"https://www.independent.co.uk/us/oregon-man-steals-snake-by-stuffing-it-down-his-trousers-a6813886.html\">\r\nsssurreptitiousssly ssstuffing it down hisss trousssersss</a>*****. The <i>hiss-</i>terical ssstore owner had thisss to sssay: He's lucky it wasn't feeding day. Feeding days are on Mondays. And they're very hungry. The ssstill unknown sssussspect hasss sssince\r\n ss<i>slithered</i> away.</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2024/09/23/are-florida-sharks-feasting-on-cocaine-heres-what-we-know/\" id=\"LPlnk650707\" title=\"https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2024/09/23/are-florida-sharks-feasting-on-cocaine-heres-what-we-know/\">Sharks</a> may\r\n be getting <i>hooked </i>on packages of cocaine that wash up on beaches worldwide - Brazilian scientists recently\r\n<i>dived </i>into the issue, and discovered that all the sharks in their 13 shark study tested positive for cocaine. Have the sharks\r\n<i>bitten </i>off more than they can chew, or is it <i>high </i>time that Cocaine Bear had a worthy rival?</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nAnyway,</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<b>JOIN THE MET DEPARTMENT FOR SAPPO AT THE PARK HOUSE AT 5:30PM TODAY.</b></div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<i>Sssniffling and sssneezing,</i></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<i>The Sssappoteersss</i></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><br/>\n</span><span style=\"font-size: 11pt;\">* which I won't be going to. I'm ill (as you can guess by the quality of this email) </span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\n** was this disappearance suspicious...? check the flyer to find out</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\n*** no need to elaborate</div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr; line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\n**** according to Sssarah</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\n***** </div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nFor those of you who don't understand this email, too bad, you'll have to write one at some point.</div>\n\n<br/>\n<hr/>\n\n</div>\n</body>\n</html>\n"}, {"id": 12, "content": "<strong>Happy (day after) Burns night Sappo!!!</strong><br>2024-01-26", "start": "2024-01-26", "group": "Rhiannon Biddiscombe <r.biddiscombe@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "year": "2024", "subject": "Happy (day after) Burns night Sappo!!!", "sender": "Rhiannon Biddiscombe <r.biddiscombe@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "flyer_image": "_images/SAPPOOOOOOjpg.jpg", "body": "<html xmlns=\"http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40\" xmlns:m=\"http://schemas.microsoft.com/office/2004/12/omml\" xmlns:o=\"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office\" xmlns:v=\"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml\" xmlns:w=\"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:word\"><head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/><meta content=\"Microsoft Word 15 (filtered medium)\" name=\"Generator\"/>\n<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>\r\n<o:shapedefaults v:ext=\"edit\" spidmax=\"1026\" />\r\n</xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>\r\n<o:shapelayout v:ext=\"edit\">\r\n<o:idmap v:ext=\"edit\" data=\"1\" />\r\n</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]-->\n</head>\n<body lang=\"EN-GB\" link=\"#0563C1\" style=\"word-wrap:break-word\" vlink=\"#954F72\">\n<div class=\"WordSection1\">\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin:0cm\"><span style='font-size:16.0pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>SSSSSAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOO</span><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p>\n\n\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin:0cm;font-variant-caps: normal;orphans: auto;text-align:start;widows: auto;-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;word-spacing:0px\">\n<span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>Last night was Burns night*, so in honour of Scotland’s most famous poet all of our stories today will be coming from Scotland<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span></span><span class=\"s1\"><span style='font-family:\"Apple Color Emoji\";color:black'>🏴</span></span><span class=\"s1\"><span style='font-family:\"Apple Color Emoji\";color:black'>󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿</span></span><span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>.</span><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p>\n\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin:0cm;font-variant-caps: normal;orphans: auto;text-align:start;widows: auto;-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;word-spacing:0px\">\n<span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>Starting us off,<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>Burns</i><span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span>night came early for one scot. In what was<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>transparently<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span></i>a\r\n bad idea involving an improvised<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span></span><b><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>glass</span></b><span class=\"apple-converted-space\"><span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'> </span></span><span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>hot\r\n water bottle… ah that was in Reading not Scotland<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span></span><span class=\"s1\"><span style='font-family:\"Apple Color Emoji\";color:black'>😬</span></span><span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>**.</span><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p>\n\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin:0cm;font-variant-caps: normal;orphans: auto;text-align:start;widows: auto;-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;word-spacing:0px\">\n<span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>Next, Glencoe residents have<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>snow</i><span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span>idea what’s been<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><a href=\"https://eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fweird-news%2Frare-brocken-spectre-captured-camera-31847673&amp;data=05%7C02%7Ci.r.gorst%40PGR.READING.AC.UK%7C16b291300ce74e39372d08dc1e88d953%7C4ffa3bc4ecfc48c09080f5e43ff90e5f%7C0%7C0%7C638418820331289539%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C3000%7C%7C%7C&amp;sdata=6JLXn6uprEGJIbHjEnaXSBfjRP0LRbVoBECS62FsmoM%3D&amp;reserved=0\" originalsrc=\"https://www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/weird-news/rare-brocken-spectre-captured-camera-31847673\" shash=\"fjrljjJv60vbTCEDN8fhghyujlFYqj974Bs+nYOVcl1P4jdZN896isWojvsyhB9USqRWLPdnqX+U0PYFLl47aTeUR8zFARvdfl77QxUF2PHSS4owPPFRuURCFMSOpZveOswucQU0phW2FaYJ+Fqiz4rPY3DVYBAdpc6fIG/gzr0=\" title=\"https://www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/weird-news/rare-brocken-spectre-captured-camera-31847673\"><span style=\"color:#0058B9\">prowling\r\n around on this Scottish mountain</span></a>,<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>yeti</i>-t could be the fabled<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span></span><b><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:\"Bradley Hand\";color:black'>Big Grey Man</span></b><span class=\"apple-converted-space\"><span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'> </span></span><span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>(AKA\r\n the<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>Sas-scotch (or Scot-squatch? Eh, it works)</i>)! For our meteorologists who don’t<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>ever rest,</i><span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span>take a<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>peak</i><span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span>at\r\n what this avalanche recorder saw. Thanks to a Brocken Spectre, an unusual figure was seen high on the mountain. Well, don’t get your<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>slopes<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span></i>up, the Scottish Avalanche\r\n Information Service is already denying the existence of the<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span></span><b><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:\"Bradley Hand\";color:black'>Big Grey Man</span></b><span class=\"apple-converted-space\"><span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'> </span></span><span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>(it\r\n looks like a<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>snow cover</i>-up to me).</span><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p>\n\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin:0cm;font-variant-caps: normal;orphans: auto;text-align:start;widows: auto;-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;word-spacing:0px\">\n<span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>Turning to sport, a Scottish ultramarathon-runner has been<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><a href=\"https://eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fapnews.com%2Farticle%2Fultramarathon-disqualified-car-gb-ultras-439bfbccb593e7a9dc45dafce9bd66cb&amp;data=05%7C02%7Ci.r.gorst%40PGR.READING.AC.UK%7C16b291300ce74e39372d08dc1e88d953%7C4ffa3bc4ecfc48c09080f5e43ff90e5f%7C0%7C0%7C638418820331299800%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C3000%7C%7C%7C&amp;sdata=tHrRZJvjfWEqSuqHuwFVR0uQoS7qDCsWdv5ADqS%2BLVk%3D&amp;reserved=0\" originalsrc=\"https://apnews.com/article/ultramarathon-disqualified-car-gb-ultras-439bfbccb593e7a9dc45dafce9bd66cb\" shash=\"NhKfQgavsx8CiRnyb4pimBlL36B4+Oj/1P3Fjb0E2LMh4c9Zy0DABmf9u3W5V8nxqVJbkCfuCBEHfsV9wN2/ekFoNyvkT1aLOvnuGi//lITOkx58HWK0RmnEyUQX/IV01PnkOciTLshawBsOR2jnmqycnBJbGNzbw09ku+FUSgo=\" title=\"https://apnews.com/article/ultramarathon-disqualified-car-gb-ultras-439bfbccb593e7a9dc45dafce9bd66cb\"><span style=\"color:#0058B9\">forced\r\n to return her third-place trophy</span></a><span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span>after taking the car for some of the<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>exhaust</i>-ing 50 mile distance<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span></span><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:\"Apple Color Emoji\";color:black'>🏎️🏎️🏎️</span><span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>.\r\n Dr Joasia Zakrzewski, who represented Scotland in the 2014 Commonwealth games in Glasgow, was<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>revving</i><span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span>up for a new PB in the Manchester to Liverpool ultramarathon.\r\n But all that<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>car</i>-dio was too much for her, and when she got<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>tyre-</i>d she hopped in a friend’s car for 2.5 miles. Dr Zakrzewski couldn’t<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>outrun</i><span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span>the\r\n cheating accusations, and got banned from ‘GB Ultras’ events for a year.<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span></span><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p>\n\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin:0cm;font-variant-caps: normal;orphans: auto;text-align:start;widows: auto;-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;word-spacing:0px\">\n<span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>And finally,<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>whatsapp</i>-earing to be the<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><a href=\"https://eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thenational.scot%2Fnews%2F24075288.covid-inquiry-fake-nicola-sturgeon-whatsapp-messages-go-viral%2F&amp;data=05%7C02%7Ci.r.gorst%40PGR.READING.AC.UK%7C16b291300ce74e39372d08dc1e88d953%7C4ffa3bc4ecfc48c09080f5e43ff90e5f%7C0%7C0%7C638418820331307699%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C3000%7C%7C%7C&amp;sdata=y5wv4WOBn3U%2BbIlTC6gotbAaCKi8%2BVEfjdXThnSBFIM%3D&amp;reserved=0\" originalsrc=\"https://www.thenational.scot/news/24075288.covid-inquiry-fake-nicola-sturgeon-whatsapp-messages-go-viral/\" shash=\"p+UDfq0N1S41KfWYCiH9R7k7NzCRjjgoXaaM8Q1l6hdY3HfCAgugE3EJtzVJOQ5VL6zB3l69mh5I07Lq0Pcksr54AsXz2L3Vj7mKPMaVa0oc65fjJ37/BfD5oJ6lqzTVZOtaTjvIdvb6MP5g/zlrpIIo2K1RDXGINzL9J+Vv3l8=\" title=\"https://www.thenational.scot/news/24075288.covid-inquiry-fake-nicola-sturgeon-whatsapp-messages-go-viral/\"><span style=\"color:#0058B9\">best\r\n political story of the week is sadly fake</span></a><span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span></span><span class=\"s1\"><span style='font-family:\"Apple Color Emoji\";color:black'>😔</span></span><span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>. Nicola\r\n Sturgeon did not describe Matt Hancock as [Redacted], Stella Braverman as [Redacted], and Liz Truss as [Very Redacted] in what has turned out to be a fake set of WhatsApp messages***.<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span></span><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p>\n\n\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin:0cm;font-variant-caps: normal;orphans: auto;text-align:start;widows: auto;-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;word-spacing:0px\">\n<span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>Now get down the SCR ya wee bampots! Slàinte Mhath****!</span><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p>\n\n\n<p class=\"li1\" style=\"margin:0cm;font-variant-caps: normal;orphans: auto;text-align:start;widows: auto;-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;word-spacing:0px\">\n<span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>* Happy 265th birthday Rabbie</span><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p>\n\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin:0cm;font-variant-caps: normal;orphans: auto;text-align:start;widows: auto;-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;word-spacing:0px\">\n<span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>** That’s the second Reading resident I’ve seen with a burned hand this week, maybe they’re connected<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span></span><span class=\"s1\"><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:\"Apple Color Emoji\";color:black'>🤫🤫🤫</span></span><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p>\n\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin:0cm;font-variant-caps: normal;orphans: auto;text-align:start;widows: auto;-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;word-spacing:0px\">\n<span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>*** Although her comments about Boris Johnson appear to be true<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span></span><span class=\"s1\"><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:\"Apple Color Emoji\";color:black'>🧐</span></span><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p>\n\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin:0cm;font-variant-caps: normal;orphans: auto;text-align:start;widows: auto;-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;word-spacing:0px\">\n<span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>**** A traditional Scots Gaelic ‘Cheers’, meaning ‘Good health’</span><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p>\n\n\n</div>\n</body>\n</html>\n<br/>\n<hr/>\n\n"}]);
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And here we thought a red-eye flight only applied to the passengers...💤</i></span></div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><i> </i>Closer to <i>Rrrrreading</i>, Drones have managed to catch pure-<i>bred\r\n</i>and <i>tail Crufts superstar Coonhound Ruth 🐶, who went missing during the event and was found 48 hours later.  Although she does not seem to have had a pawful\r\n</i>time while away<i>, </i>we're sure her and her owner are<i> raising the woof </i>\r\nat her triumphant return. Truly a story to make us <i>Wag </i>with joy 🐩🐕! </span></div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nWith all these answers to questions we never asked, there' still a multitude of unanswered questions we never asked. Will Mackenzie Scott, Ex-wife of Amazon CEO and found, ever find someone to give her donation💲grant to?**** Will Maria Paxton ever find someone\r\n to give her Eleven Million Pounds to for charitable pursuits?***** Will there ever be a better knife than the Huusk Made in Japan kitchen knife 🔪?****** Don't be a Brutus, come to this weeks Sappo to find out 😉</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<span style=\"font-size: 9pt;\"><b> *</b>Spider Man will not be joining us at this weeks Sappo<b>**</b></span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<span style=\"font-size: 9pt;\"><b>*</b>...Or will he?<b>​</b>​***</span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\"><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">***No</span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\"><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">****We cannot confirm that Will Mackenzie Scotts supposed to make a grant are valid</span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\"><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">*****We do, however, promise that Maria Paxton has Eleven (11) Million Pounds waiting\r\n for you</span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\"><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 9pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">******Huusk Made In Japan Kitchen Knives may or may not be designed for stabbing political\r\n leaders in the back</span></div>\n\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\"><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"><b>Karan Ruparell</b></span></div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<br/>\n<hr/>\n\n</div>\n</body>\n</html>\n"}, {"id": 1, "content": "<strong>Easter Sappo</strong><br>2024-03-29", "start": "2024-03-29", "group": "Hette Houtman <h.g.houtman@pgr.reading.ac.uk>", "year": "2024", "subject": "Easter Sappo", "sender": "Hette Houtman <h.g.houtman@pgr.reading.ac.uk>", "flyer_image": "_images/tanzverbot_compressedpng.png", "body": "<html>\n<head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/>\n\n</head>\n<body dir=\"ltr\">\n\n<div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Good Good Friday</span><span style=\"font-size: 16px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\">*</span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"> everyone!</span></div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nToday, of course, is a holy day<sup>1</sup> and we at Sappo HQ hope you are all taking the opportunity to relax and reflect on this well-deserved day off. At the HQ, however, the grind never stops, and another Friday inevitably means another Sappo. Therefore, </div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: center; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<s>Come with us on this fine day, the day Jesus turned water into wine</s> - wait no that's not quite right...<sup>2</sup>  </div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: center; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<s>Join us for a feast that will rival the Last Supper!</s> - hmm no that was yesterday...<sup>3</sup></div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: center; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Accompany us on our <a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" data-loopstyle=\"linkonly\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Via_Dolorosa\" id=\"LPlnk308521\" title=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Via_Dolorosa\">\r\nVia Dolorosa</a></span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"><sup>4</sup></span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"> from the Brian Hoskins building towards the SCR</span><span style=\"font-size: 16px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"><b>​​​​</b>​******</span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">! </span></div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: left; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nThis one won't end in crucifixion (hopefully) but rather in merry enjoyment, perhaps even some dancing (against\r\n<a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" data-loopstyle=\"linkonly\" href=\"https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanzverbot\" id=\"LPlnk\" title=\"https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanzverbot\">\r\nthe wishes of the Bundesländer</a>, see flyer for an artist's impression). Whatever the evening may bring, we'll surely resurrect from its shenanigans before Sunday.</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nSee you all there,</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nThe Sappoteers</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<sup>1</sup>See, e.g., Matthew** 27:1-66</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<sup>2</sup>John*** 2:1-11</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<sup>3</sup>Mark**** 14:12-26</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><sup>4</sup></span><span style=\"font-size: 16px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\">Luke***** 23:1-56</span></div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<span style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\">*or Easter Monday, or Wednesday, who knows when this will come through</span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">​**</span><span style=\"font-size: 16px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\">the Evangelist, not Paskin (although suspiciously close to\r\n</span><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\"><i>Pascha </i></span><span style=\"font-size: 16px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\">🤔🤔🤔)</span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<span style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"><b>​</b>​*** the Evangelist, not Methven (although as meteorologists we might regard him as one)</span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<span style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\">**** Robby's distant ancestor, probably </span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<span style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\">*****</span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\n​****** At 17.30, but probably earlier than that</div>\n<br/>\n<hr/>\n\n</div>\n</body>\n</html>\n"}, {"id": 2, "content": "<strong>Cracking the Sappo Nut</strong><br>2024-01-19", "start": "2024-01-19", "group": "Robby Marks <r.j.marks@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "year": "2024", "subject": "Cracking the Sappo Nut", "sender": "Robby Marks <r.j.marks@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "flyer_image": "_images/Sappo_chook_run_2024jpg.jpg", "body": "<html><head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/>\n</head>\n<body dir=\"ltr\">\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<i>G'Day</i> Sappo Fans,</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nAfter a restful <i>Chrissie</i> break and a few <i>bludgy</i> weeks to ring in the New Year, it's back to good old-fashioned\r\n<i>hard-yakka</i>. We're not the only ones hard at work though, Storm Henk celebrated the New Year with us here in Reading, and the emergency services have been absolutely\r\n<i>flat out like a lizard drinking </i>handling the floods. You'd think with all that water hanging about it'd be the perfect time to pull out the\r\n<i>tinnies</i>, but even the <a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" data-auth=\"NotApplicable\" data-loopstyle=\"linkonly\" href=\"https://eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fuk.news.yahoo.com%2Flarge-boat-gets-stuck-under-080000019.html%3Fguccounter%3D1%26guce_referrer%3DaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8%26guce_referrer_sig%3DAQAAAId6exs9lgPwChRa13RuN9UndcCvmr8W6FMnK1bcC0ynB-x5I-U5r3ggC3nwCH0hMru2Q65i-TM_ySZH-VA8V7-hkjyF39DWLvRbQNQwCMYqq9OCO3qNLJteCL4Nqac1EaQuSaV9Oens5-u8VhcYnWjddwCroKdXAOk7yCg6FPQB&amp;data=05%7C02%7Ci.r.gorst%40PGR.READING.AC.UK%7C8d4e6c0d0f294583399208dc18ffb725%7C4ffa3bc4ecfc48c09080f5e43ff90e5f%7C0%7C0%7C638412733785594227%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C3000%7C%7C%7C&amp;sdata=4tH4fTTz3NjcmD4im1AP3vHUt4CYUL3MzQMThH6paj0%3D&amp;reserved=0\" id=\"LPlnk390463\" originalsrc=\"https://uk.news.yahoo.com/large-boat-gets-stuck-under-080000019.html?guccounter=1&amp;guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&amp;guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAId6exs9lgPwChRa13RuN9UndcCvmr8W6FMnK1bcC0ynB-x5I-U5r3ggC3nwCH0hMru2Q65i-TM_ySZH-VA8V7-hkjyF39DWLvRbQNQwCMYqq9OCO3qNLJteCL4Nqac1EaQuSaV9Oens5-u8VhcYnWjddwCroKdXAOk7yCg6FPQB\" shash=\"BMURRnxrD24W5Esl/9kZ0XRJlgHj7WSZOn28ucZxR8b4p2+Kz1oFXAXYtq6bTV4lf/kKdyHWVFjzvYarvDk642kamsl0h5iRKga+jwwHGzI0li6ZkQqSvvJc+So/aOYb+QHmhlyQPtigof/9IhYsmnmVRWeHiz+WIUiaaG3fgS0=\" title=\"https://uk.news.yahoo.com/large-boat-gets-stuck-under-080000019.html?guccounter=1&amp;guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&amp;guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAId6exs9lgPwChRa13RuN9UndcCvmr8W6FMnK1bcC0ynB-x5I-U5r3ggC3nwCH0hMru2Q65i-TM_ySZH-VA8V7-hkjyF39DWLvRbQNQwCMYqq9OCO3qNLJteCL4Nqac1EaQuSaV9Oens5-u8VhcYnWjddwCroKdXAOk7yCg6FPQB\">\r\nmightiest of vessels were no match for the flooded Thames</a>, which a quick <i>squiz\r\n</i>at the records reveals were the <a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" data-auth=\"NotApplicable\" data-loopstyle=\"linkonly\" href=\"https://eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Frdg.today%2Fwater-levels-on-river-thames-reach-record-levels-as-reading-floods%2F%23%3A~%3Atext%3DThe%2520depth%2520of%2520the%2520River%2Clevel%2520goes%2520above%25207.25m.&amp;data=05%7C02%7Ci.r.gorst%40PGR.READING.AC.UK%7C8d4e6c0d0f294583399208dc18ffb725%7C4ffa3bc4ecfc48c09080f5e43ff90e5f%7C0%7C0%7C638412733785594227%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C3000%7C%7C%7C&amp;sdata=cZIkWLQ7LcO%2FdyyBJzHVBg0M9HL0eZGVBm%2B2tE7RZZI%3D&amp;reserved=0\" id=\"LPlnk279118\" originalsrc=\"https://rdg.today/water-levels-on-river-thames-reach-record-levels-as-reading-floods/#:~:text=The%20depth%20of%20the%20River,level%20goes%20above%207.25m.\" shash=\"ZI+f/FPgqVWE3DVM6G0zXTv2vB+/91gnSPoMBqZZJ7wjoi2VS5HVQ6qH8CFHaSuV8qOac/e0H7ZL+TrHBvAdYGebXj+ZYgdYMynkVd3eTxIdwku9ENUJFZ5u0/IXWiPvMJ+S5w3ZL9ydziP3psfKQBHjlwzmqaG4U51jud0dQEo=\" title=\"https://rdg.today/water-levels-on-river-thames-reach-record-levels-as-reading-floods/#:~:text=The%20depth%20of%20the%20River,level%20goes%20above%207.25m.\">\r\nhighest ever recorded flows in Reading</a>.</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\"><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">Our antipodean friends have been dealing with similarly dire circumstances. In a daring\r\n and unfunded social experiment, a truck driver in northern New South Wales overturned his truck, flooding\r\n</span><span style=\"letter-spacing: normal; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\">one of the busiest highways\r\n in Australia with </span><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"><a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" data-auth=\"NotApplicable\" data-loopstyle=\"linkonly\" href=\"https://eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.abc.net.au%2Fnews%2F2024-01-04%2Fpacific-highway-stranded-chickens-rescued-coffs-harbour%2F103282578&amp;data=05%7C02%7Ci.r.gorst%40PGR.READING.AC.UK%7C8d4e6c0d0f294583399208dc18ffb725%7C4ffa3bc4ecfc48c09080f5e43ff90e5f%7C0%7C0%7C638412733785594227%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C3000%7C%7C%7C&amp;sdata=YM7XP6QUtIWlqsYDDiBrQvqwSO%2FPxltKGNryloTvtcw%3D&amp;reserved=0\" id=\"LPlnk376693\" originalsrc=\"https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-01-04/pacific-highway-stranded-chickens-rescued-coffs-harbour/103282578\" shash=\"uFensxpGnwKIsbETcgg2dORSbcXeBqG5ZlLfnnYgaRzHWntNt7qbapNcMs1j+phA8HP32ntXsDdkWIMnReLfAyCrnbwbLCe1JiYJb3bcRiV4nznLkcQhc0O5SvLKbqnTkRM2BCj7L56Q+5KsTV9eDvGnwgpHhByDkb7lQkUKVLk=\" title=\"https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-01-04/pacific-highway-stranded-chickens-rescued-coffs-harbour/103282578\">hundreds</a> of\r\n<i>chooks</i> to answer the age-old question, why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately, the\r\n<i>silly galah</i> didn't implement any experimental controls or perform any statistical analysis, so the results were a bit\r\n<i>crook</i>. Even so, it's expected to be published in the upcoming nature article \"On The General Theory of Chicken-Road Dynamics\".\r\n<i>Onya</i> mate, we love to see citizen scientists getting their <i>fair suck of the sauce bottle</i>.</span></div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nI expect the SCR will be <i>chockers</i> with the lot of you this <i>arvo</i>. We'll grab some\r\n<i>tucker</i>, pop on the <i>billy</i>, and brew up a <i>hot choccy</i> or two to beat the cold weather.</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<i>Hooroo</i>,</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nRobby (The Sappoteers Cultural Advisor)</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nP.S. There are many Aussie <i>slang</i> words scattered throughout, but one is not real, bonus points for anyone who can spot it.</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nDictionary:</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nG'Day: Hello</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nChrissie: Christmas</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nBludgy: Low effort, slow</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nhard-yakka: Hard work</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nFlat out like a lizard drinking: Busy</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nTinnies: Metal boats</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nSquiz: To look at something</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nChooks: Chickens</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nSilly galah: A foolish person</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nCrook: Bad</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nOnya: Well done, good on you</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\"><span style=\"letter-spacing: normal; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\">Fair\r\n suck of the sauce bottle: Getting a reasonable opportunity to partake in an activity</span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nChockers: Completely full (short for chock-a-block)</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nArvo: Afternoon</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nTucker: Food</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nBilly: A metal teapot, traditionally used with a campfire</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nHot Choccy: You know this one</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nHooroo: Goodbye</div>\n</body>\n</html>\n<br/>\n<hr/>\n\n"}, {"id": 3, "content": "<strong>Smouldering SAPPO</strong><br>2024-10-11", "start": "2024-10-11", "group": "Elliot Mckinnon-Gray <e.b.mckinnon-gray@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "year": "2024", "subject": "Smouldering SAPPO", "sender": "Elliot Mckinnon-Gray <e.b.mckinnon-gray@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "flyer_image": "_images/SAPPO_111064jpg.jpg", "body": "<html>\n<head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/>\n\n</head>\n<body dir=\"ltr\">\n<div style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nThe second Sappo of the academic year is upon us!</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<i>Hot </i>off the presses is the news coming out of our own department, in what will go down in the history books as\r\n<b>the week of two fire alarms<sup>+</sup></b>, burnt-out** light fittings in HP that were smoking caused staff to raise a genuine alarm the day after a drill which rudely interrupted the internal seminar. We have it on good authority that the light fittings\r\n have been informed that if they must, they can smoke outside away from the building and have been introduced to Nicorette<span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\"><a class=\"x_OWAAutoLink\" data-auth=\"NotApplicable\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwj_vL-G_YSJAxUoh_0HHayiAM4QFnoECBkQAQ\" href=\"https://www.nicorette.co.uk/products/nicorette-quickmist-mouthspray\" id=\"LPlnkOWA3ed0739b-352c-8a29-dd06-8c3efb0c3eaf\" style=\"text-decoration: none; text-align: left;\">®</a></span> QuickMist<sup>TM</sup> to\r\n help them quit.</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nIn more <i>scorching </i>news, the local <a href=\"https://www.readingchronicle.co.uk/news/24592604.fire-breaks-montys-cafe-reading/\" id=\"LPlnk\" title=\"https://www.readingchronicle.co.uk/news/24592604.fire-breaks-montys-cafe-reading/\">\r\nMonty's Cafe was also beset by fire-unsafe appliances</a>, ironically with a drinks fridge starting an electrical fire which closed roads around all night and the cafe for several days. Punters we've spoken to since the cafe's re-opening have spoken highly\r\n of their new range of <i>smoked</i> cheese sandwiches.</div>\n\n<div style=\"direction: ltr; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nIn other <i>torrid </i>news, it would be remiss of us to omit the biggest meteorological story of the week in which \"Hurricane force winds\" of\r\n<a href=\"https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0kjrp2rngzo\" id=\"LPlnk648723\" title=\"https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0kjrp2rngzo\">\r\n13000 mph and 400 C temperatures were presented to users of the BBC weather app</a>. Rumour has it some of our mischievous\r\n<a href=\"https://research.reading.ac.uk/met-spate/\" id=\"LPlnk134120\" title=\"https://research.reading.ac.uk/met-spate/\">\r\nspace scientists</a> gained access to the servers and swapped the Earth forecast for Venus*.</div>\n\n<div style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nAcross the pond, in Washington state, a woman was <a href=\"https://news.sky.com/story/woman-forced-to-flee-after-around-100-raccoons-besiege-home-demanding-food-in-us-state-of-washington-13231201\" id=\"LPlnk101404\" title=\"https://news.sky.com/story/woman-forced-to-flee-after-around-100-raccoons-besiege-home-demanding-food-in-us-state-of-washington-13231201\">\r\nforced to flee after hundreds of raccoons besieged her home</a> demanding food. Similar sights have been observed by PhDs descending on the BH coffee area when there is left over event food.</div>\n\n<div style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nSpeaking of, meet in the coffee area at 5:00pm today before walking to park house!</div>\n\n<div style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nToasty regards,</div>\n\n<div style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nThe Sappoteers<br/>\n<br/>\n<br/>\n</div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">*</span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"> any mischievous space scientists reading this: you're telling me this doesn't happen on a planet with giant scorpions??</span></div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\n** This mental health awareness week look out for your colleagues and friends and take time for yourself in your busy schedule. Maintain balance.</div>\n\n\n<br/>\n<hr/>\n\n</body>\n</html>\n"}, {"id": 4, "content": "<strong>WHAT IS SAPPO!? RETURNS 👻</strong><br>2024-10-18", "start": "2024-10-18", "group": "Ankit Bhandekar <ankit.r.bhandekar@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "year": "2024", "subject": "WHAT IS SAPPO!? RETURNS 👻", "sender": "Ankit Bhandekar <ankit.r.bhandekar@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "flyer_image": "_images/The_Forecast_Sappojpeg.jpg", "body": "<html>\n<head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/>\n\n</head>\n<body dir=\"ltr\">\n\n<div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: center; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(237, 92, 87);\">\n<b>WE ARE AGAIN INTERRUPTING OUR NORMAL PROGRAMME TO BRING YOU THE FOLLOWING:</b></div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: justify; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nWHAT IS SAPPO!? The start of another academic year and the age-old question that haunted me is back again, now in the minds of new students. No, it is not the South African Pork Producers' Organisation. I got this result too at the top of the search when I\r\n googled SAPPO after I received my first Friday Met-Social email. The South African Pork Producers' Organisation has really got their search engine optimisation game strong. But fret not! Move aside, South African Pork Producers' Organisation, it is now the\r\n time for <a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://thesappoteers.github.io\" id=\"LPlnk838590\">\r\nhttps://thesappoteers.github.io</a> to <i><a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://research.reading.ac.uk/meteorology/people/keith-shine/\" id=\"LPlnk551184\" title=\"https://research.reading.ac.uk/meteorology/people/keith-shine/\">shine</a></i>. Yes! We have done it!\r\n Stopping the first-year students from asking us this question is not its primary objective, as some would argue. DTS made me do it! Why do they keep making\r\n<a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://blogs.reading.ac.uk/itsnews/2022/09/06/changes-to-email-distribution-lists\" id=\"LPlnk\" title=\"https://blogs.reading.ac.uk/itsnews/2022/09/06/changes-to-email-distribution-lists\">\r\nchanges to the email distribution lists</a>! All the previous (precious!) Sappo Emails and Flyers are now gone from the MET-SOCIAL Archives! With\r\n<a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://thesappoteers.github.io\" id=\"LPlnk880870\">https://thesappoteers.github.io</a> we want to bring archived SAPPO emails and flyers back to life — the Sappo Email\r\n<a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"http://RainfallRescue.org\" id=\"LPlnk123350\" title=\"RainfallRescue.org\">\r\nRescue Project</a>! So if you are one of those people like me who just leave thousands of emails in their inbox instead of deleting them, please get back to me with those ancient Sappo emails. Thank you.</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: center; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(237, 92, 87);\">\n<b>THANK YOU FOR WAITING, NOW BACK TO OUR ORIGINAL PROGRAMME:</b></div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: justify; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nIt’s time to go <i><a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clylp8gg2k9o\" id=\"LPlnk815723\" title=\"https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clylp8gg2k9o\">bonkers for conkers</a></i> again! Whether you're\r\n<i>holding your nuts</i> tight or <i>smashing </i>them to pieces, the World Conker Championships promise a\r\n<i>treemendous</i> good time. The rules are <i>nut-hing </i>to scoff at: players must hold their nuts at least eight inches from their knuckles and take turns whacking each other's conkers until one\r\n<i>cracks under pressure </i>(no<i> nutty </i>business allowed!) This year’s event delivered quite the\r\n<i>shell-shocking</i> drama when an 82-year-old veteran, dubbed <i>King Conker</i>, found himself in a bit of a\r\n<i>conker-fuffle</i> after being <a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3e9k72qz7xo\" id=\"LPlnk\" title=\"https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3e9k72qz7xo\">\r\naccused of swapping his trusty chestnut for a sneaky steel imposter.</a> Chairman of the event dismissed it all as sour grapes, proving it’s impossible to\r\n<i>steel</i> the crown without <i>cracking</i> a few nuts! It seems the event has really\r\n<i>grown</i> over the years, <i>branching</i> out, as in the end, American Kelci Banschbach\r\n<i>cracked</i> the overall competition wide open, becoming the new <i>Queen Conker!</i></div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: justify; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nThe BBC weather app fiasco of last week brought to mind that cloudy moment in Sappo history which is today’s image of the day. This famous scene from the iconic\r\n<i>\"The <s>Last</s> Forecast Sappo\"</i> (attached herewith) captures the moment which Sappo shared with his\r\n<i>weather-weary</i> disciples during his weather forecast when the typical British weather betrayed him! </div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: justify; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nThe Nobel Prize committee went full silicon valley, <a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-03310-8\" id=\"LPlnk135428\" title=\"https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-03310-8\">\r\nwith AI making its way into the prestigious Nobel spotlight this year, winning big in\r\n</a><i><a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-03310-8\" id=\"OWA1997ca88-9685-e1d5-7366-f1751e7a739a\" title=\"https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-03310-8\">physics and chemistry?!</a></i> The physics prize\r\n<i>neural-networked</i> its way to Geoffrey Hinton and John Hopfield, leaving some physicists in a\r\n<i>quantum state of superposition</i> between excitement and confusion. Meanwhile, the chemistry prize decided to\r\n<i>protein-shake</i> things up by awarding half to AlphaFold's creators — talk about the committee\r\n<i>folding under pressure</i>! But while these AI <i>geneiuses</i> are computing their acceptance speeches, our PhD students are still\r\n<i>byteing</i> off more than they can chew with truly Nobel-worthy problems: <a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://techcrunch.com/2024/08/27/why-ai-cant-spell-strawberry/\" id=\"LPlnk\" title=\"https://techcrunch.com/2024/08/27/why-ai-cant-spell-strawberry/\">\r\ncounting the 'r's in 'strawberry' (apparently it's two, according to our artificially stupid friends)</a>,\r\n<a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://towardsdatascience.com/9-11-or-9-9-which-one-is-higher-6efbdbd6a025\" id=\"LPlnk601739\" title=\"https://towardsdatascience.com/9-11-or-9-9-which-one-is-higher-6efbdbd6a025\">\r\ndeciding whether 9.11 or 9.9 is higher (a question so tricky, it's got our silicon-brained pals more\r\n</a><i><a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://towardsdatascience.com/9-11-or-9-9-which-one-is-higher-6efbdbd6a025\" id=\"OWA674be94e-688f-3449-7acb-31610a1cfc0d\" title=\"https://towardsdatascience.com/9-11-or-9-9-which-one-is-higher-6efbdbd6a025\">RAM-bled</a></i><a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://towardsdatascience.com/9-11-or-9-9-which-one-is-higher-6efbdbd6a025\" id=\"OWA0a997323-72f7-d974-c397-a62acc6ea3a6\" title=\"https://towardsdatascience.com/9-11-or-9-9-which-one-is-higher-6efbdbd6a025\"> than\r\n a computer with a virus)</a>. As we celebrate these <i>AImazing</i> achievements, let's raise a glass of binary code to the future of science — just remember, if an AI ever asks you to help it pass a CAPTCHA, just say no. We don't want them getting too smart,\r\n or they might start <i>SIRIously</i> considering world domination! </div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nSCR later? 🏃🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️<br/>\n<br/>\n</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" id=\"Signature\" style=\"color: inherit;\">\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<b>YOURS SUPPORTIVELY,<br/>\r\nTHE SAPPOTEERS</b></div>\n\n</div>\n<br/>\n<hr/>\n\n</div>\n</body>\n</html>\n<html><head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/>\n</head>\n<body dir=\"ltr\">\n\n\n\n</body>\n</html>\n"}, {"id": 5, "content": "<strong>Groundhog Sappo Predictions</strong><br>2024-02-02", "start": "2024-02-02", "group": "Nathaniel Edward-Inatimi <n.o.edward-inatimi@pgr.reading.ac.uk>", "year": "2024", "subject": "Groundhog Sappo Predictions", "sender": "Nathaniel Edward-Inatimi <n.o.edward-inatimi@pgr.reading.ac.uk>", "flyer_image": "_images/GroundhogDaySappopng.png", "body": "<html>\n<head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/>\n\n</head>\n<body dir=\"ltr\">\n\n<div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nGood Afternoon all and a Happy February 2<sup>nd*</sup>!</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nIt's groundhog day and what better way to celebrate than to reflect on what's already happened on this day...</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nHappy Anniversary to Conrad the II who on this day 992 years ago decided that being the Holy Roman Emperor wasn't enough and went to expand his portfolio by becoming the king of Burgendy too. Historians argue whether this would have a great addition to the\r\n CV back then. </div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nA great day for baseball lovers as on this day in 1876, the National League of Professional Baseball Clubs (one of the two leagues which comprise Major League Baseball) was formed. However, despite such a long running league, the Milwaukee Brewers have yet\r\n to win a world series...</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nFor real-life mystery fans, today is the 65<sup>th</sup> anniversary of the Dyatlov Pass Incident. Where a team of 9 highly experienced Soviet hikers were lost under mysterious circumstances in the Ural mountains. Theories about what happened range from secret\r\n military weapon experiments, big foot, and aliens.</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nAnd finally, on this day last year it was Elliot's Birthday so join in the celebration this evening from 5:30**, at Park House (SRC).</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nYours Insincerely,</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri, Calibri_EmbeddedFont, Calibri_MSFontService, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\">The Sappoteers </span></div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\"><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">*How is it February already?</span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\n** But very likely earlier</div>\n\n<br/>\n<hr/>\n\n</div>\n</body>\n</html>\n"}, {"id": 6, "content": "<strong>sappo of the week</strong><br>2024-02-23", "start": "2024-02-23", "group": "Niamh OCallaghan <n.ocallaghan@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "year": "2024", "subject": "sappo of the week", "sender": "Niamh OCallaghan <n.ocallaghan@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "flyer_image": "_images/sappo_plans-minjpg.jpg", "body": "<html><head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/>\n</head>\n<body dir=\"ltr\">\n\n<div>\n<p class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">Our favoured sociable Meteorologists,</span></p>\n\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">We are so sorry for the\r\n<i>lapse</i> in programming last week. We dont <i>rate</i> who was on duty last week</span></p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">We open this weeks sappo release with the announcement of a\r\n<a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" data-loopstyle=\"linkonly\" href=\"https://eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Fscience%2F2024%2Ffeb%2F17%2Fjapan-to-launch-worlds-first-wooden-satellite-to-combat-space-pollution&amp;data=05%7C02%7Ci.r.gorst%40pgr.reading.ac.uk%7Ca012145ef57549b88e5208dc34871161%7C4ffa3bc4ecfc48c09080f5e43ff90e5f%7C0%7C0%7C638443001934614491%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C0%7C%7C%7C&amp;sdata=%2F3u2dbTsh2qlPJzHtucZVxGh8BwyR3fprfrYq52dcBI%3D&amp;reserved=0\" id=\"OWAb8486a38-73c3-227a-e98a-595fbdf90d2c\" originalsrc=\"https://www.theguardian.com/science/2024/feb/17/japan-to-launch-worlds-first-wooden-satellite-to-combat-space-pollution\" shash=\"aVkxBWcjSz0uIF7znR+qNuhI4nc3WKEH/q1XmBH1GaeEgk+APXIRlERrHbf4C8s6F3WLNOtCbMnlt6xyNuCRNc4tuz2hVKm8eZyWG0EFln3h7cx4AwcOZvb1lnn8Is2gUcRqpB3TalePWHuQVSQIs19BCHQGNCXZStl0Toq/vSw=\" style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\">\r\nnew material</a> for satellite construction- no not some fancy alloy or engineered plastic; scientists at Kyoto University have\r\n<i>branched</i> out into wood! Set to be launched on a US rocket later this summer, initial tests have shown its\r\n<i>tree</i>-mendous in harsh conditions and has a lower environmental impact than\r\n<i>poplar</i> aluminium.</span></p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">Also in Japan, theres trouble\r\n<i>brewing</i> for a school headmaster who has <i><a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" data-loopstyle=\"linkonly\" href=\"https://eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.straitstimes.com%2Fasia%2Feast-asia%2Fschool-principal-in-japan-fired-for-coffee-theft-denied-retirement-pay&amp;data=05%7C02%7Ci.r.gorst%40pgr.reading.ac.uk%7Ca012145ef57549b88e5208dc34871161%7C4ffa3bc4ecfc48c09080f5e43ff90e5f%7C0%7C0%7C638443001934624002%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C0%7C%7C%7C&amp;sdata=Ecg688mieuZQuJ0vVTKrLb05ijWEswfy3tGB7HOlkz0%3D&amp;reserved=0\" id=\"OWA12c72a46-f119-1d28-5ec0-28ea65d1164b\" originalsrc=\"https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/east-asia/school-principal-in-japan-fired-for-coffee-theft-denied-retirement-pay\" shash=\"Ri/vbhDRioKX5JMSskL0Sf31G9MrksNpiEpqDGt9uTT3hl0bJA3JuUO5E/yCg2a2P7+F4hIAEJ+2xTiAqit6AAx6aAi5panww3c/xLp5MpGTXhH0UgqvEO0xXwB3WGB35CRW7p5L2fRsjmDH5NnyyTzsv3Fa7urq5l6vJKqFXis=\" style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\">bean</a></i><a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" data-loopstyle=\"linkonly\" href=\"https://eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.straitstimes.com%2Fasia%2Feast-asia%2Fschool-principal-in-japan-fired-for-coffee-theft-denied-retirement-pay&amp;data=05%7C02%7Ci.r.gorst%40pgr.reading.ac.uk%7Ca012145ef57549b88e5208dc34871161%7C4ffa3bc4ecfc48c09080f5e43ff90e5f%7C0%7C0%7C638443001934631497%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C0%7C%7C%7C&amp;sdata=PozOKBs7asv0kPxopXOXTRchWSdGnc7baDIt2AeoJeU%3D&amp;reserved=0\" id=\"OWA12c72a46-f119-1d28-5ec0-28ea65d1164b\" originalsrc=\"https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/east-asia/school-principal-in-japan-fired-for-coffee-theft-denied-retirement-pay\" shash=\"yr6LwfS5NyI7kYope5aVgikDkTNjiAqzGM+Nx5ctcrMx9c40AyZr04hqyv+GGVkeFP9fal1v+b2O6AZCxe6ID5/3GCnkjmddS9nFMhEV7LuoZ9xJeUFuCXP01fpXydSR8YYLyKakyOMw52lcVFjmQtI+tRcbfShz727TYzy0qJo=\" style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\"> dismissed</a> for\r\n selecting a large coffee despite only paying for a small one! One may think it was a simple mistake but the\r\n<i>roasted</i> teacher has admitted to being a repeated offender; and lawmakers saw it as\r\n<i>grounds</i> for dismissal. A message for all you <i>mugs</i>; dont <i>pro-caffienate</i> paying your share, better\r\n<i>latte</i> than never!</span></p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">A little closer to home, big news made\r\n<i>landfall</i> in the department last week as official planning permission <i><a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" data-loopstyle=\"linkonly\" href=\"https://eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reading.ac.uk%2Fnews%2F2024%2FUniversity-News%2FEuropean-weather-centre-HQ-given-planning-permission&amp;data=05%7C02%7Ci.r.gorst%40pgr.reading.ac.uk%7Ca012145ef57549b88e5208dc34871161%7C4ffa3bc4ecfc48c09080f5e43ff90e5f%7C0%7C0%7C638443001934637530%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C0%7C%7C%7C&amp;sdata=E81HYXwEDJ8OcaNO6mT9ZFJIAV7YTbGFD07SEPLOIqA%3D&amp;reserved=0\" id=\"OWAad5786ce-621c-f6c0-b2ac-bda7b8a091be\" originalsrc=\"https://www.reading.ac.uk/news/2024/University-News/European-weather-centre-HQ-given-planning-permission\" shash=\"YNMqxjHPRyVgpwA0uvrGpUOAP8CcLryIl0CKHWehjidn3/xto9/U3HbltcN+Qi2VRgBaTI71J642ZR82Dq/Kyk2EAnevh9Z4G5icl7QrcLxLNbVW5rcBZXjzwum0UFuZfLX3NZ/izpSzTbyufXRelomqwAryFEA9ftvyLYllOKw=\" style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\">breezed</a></i><a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" data-loopstyle=\"linkonly\" href=\"https://eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reading.ac.uk%2Fnews%2F2024%2FUniversity-News%2FEuropean-weather-centre-HQ-given-planning-permission&amp;data=05%7C02%7Ci.r.gorst%40pgr.reading.ac.uk%7Ca012145ef57549b88e5208dc34871161%7C4ffa3bc4ecfc48c09080f5e43ff90e5f%7C0%7C0%7C638443001934643467%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C0%7C%7C%7C&amp;sdata=omARLGj8RoLbwX6zQiWb%2BOtDi9wAm9CvDjeqjO2NwVo%3D&amp;reserved=0\" id=\"OWAad5786ce-621c-f6c0-b2ac-bda7b8a091be\" originalsrc=\"https://www.reading.ac.uk/news/2024/University-News/European-weather-centre-HQ-given-planning-permission\" shash=\"D8s9YiYCunJnoGP52JAG6tiu+bpRyRcY8qnuXVlaW2fXgPKN9LDTRw4cjkY7t7u6d1B5401hB49TJXADll+JQnLU4eszyJ3FJ50IEtO7jwSA2dMgJDZ4Ur/YqZ15bMKjjk2pEdY3rRRrS/xhv/35otWDjuqLxY+zX6j3nchEO4A=\" style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\">\r\n through</a> for the new ECMWF building on campus this week. Set to complete in Autumn 2026, the plan has been\r\n<i>heated</i> against angry art students and even <a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" data-loopstyle=\"linkonly\" href=\"https://eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Frdg.today%2Fa-new-spell-of-weather-council-approves-plan-for-european-centre-for-medium-range-weather-forecasts-ecmwf-to-move-on-to-university-of-readings-whiteknights-campus%2F&amp;data=05%7C02%7Ci.r.gorst%40pgr.reading.ac.uk%7Ca012145ef57549b88e5208dc34871161%7C4ffa3bc4ecfc48c09080f5e43ff90e5f%7C0%7C0%7C638443001934649370%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C0%7C%7C%7C&amp;sdata=YAK9F2Dk0ML2KIW9ag8uN6aB%2Bz9NOPC2owlBJck6%2F1M%3D&amp;reserved=0\" id=\"OWAddb998ff-ebf6-18c1-5b15-4926eab187d4\" originalsrc=\"https://rdg.today/a-new-spell-of-weather-council-approves-plan-for-european-centre-for-medium-range-weather-forecasts-ecmwf-to-move-on-to-university-of-readings-whiteknights-campus/\" shash=\"PdvXdHOBHs2AXqmYz4pdDvq3egWTlnawr2dWjhU+4GLc761mlHbMu0EaDAXX7Wy12h4B/JNoeP+mgaogusU2cWFKfSN2855xQBYnbO0JBnY5UE/3b5X2MS9vonXqEy0aMxOpUP6p2n7lm+qWAwNr245rb5PLDPPf6oZa71440aw=\" style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\">\r\nangrier locals</a>. Those of you worried about the fate of famed rubber duckies need not worry. We have inside knowledge that the ducks will see an expansion of their habitat with a whole river to frolic in! (see attached poster)</span></p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">This whole announcement makes me think next years panto planners should get brain<i>storm</i>ing.</span></p>\n<p class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">SCR. 17:30.</span></p>\n<p class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">The Sappoteers</span></p>\n\n<br/>\n<hr/>\n\n</div>\n</body>\n</html>\n"}, {"id": 7, "content": "<strong>A Grape Sappo-tage in the City of Lights!</strong><br>2024-02-09", "start": "2024-02-09", "group": "Matthew Paskin <m.paskin@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "year": "2024", "subject": "A Grape Sappo-tage in the City of Lights!", "sender": "Matthew Paskin <m.paskin@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "flyer_image": "_images/sappo_flyerpng.png", "body": "<html xmlns=\"http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40\" xmlns:m=\"http://schemas.microsoft.com/office/2004/12/omml\" xmlns:o=\"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office\" xmlns:v=\"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml\" xmlns:w=\"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:word\"><head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/><meta content=\"Microsoft Word 15 (filtered medium)\" name=\"Generator\"/>\n<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>\r\n<o:shapedefaults v:ext=\"edit\" spidmax=\"1026\" />\r\n</xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>\r\n<o:shapelayout v:ext=\"edit\">\r\n<o:idmap v:ext=\"edit\" data=\"1\" />\r\n</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]-->\n</head>\n<body lang=\"EN-GB\" link=\"#467886\" style=\"word-wrap:break-word\" vlink=\"#96607D\">\n<div class=\"WordSection1\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Bonjour, bon après-midi, and cheers, dear Sappoteers!<o:p></o:p></p>\n\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">As the rain taps its rhythm on our windows and the scent of freshly brewed afternoon coffee/tea fills the air, it's time for another round of delightful updates from the heart of Sappo!<o:p></o:p></p>\n\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Today, we're swirling our glasses in disbelief as we uncover a tale straight from the cobblestone streets of Paris – a story of intrigue, indulgence, and a grape escapade of epic proportions! A heist so audacious it could make even the\r\n most seasoned sommelier spill their Bordeaux! A staggering 1.5 million euros worth of wine has vanished into the night from the very restaurant that inspired the beloved movie Ratatouille.<o:p></o:p></p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Amidst the chaos and confusion, whispers have begun to circulate, dismissing the notion that our beloved culinary prodigy, Remy, could be behind such audacious antics. After all, how could the virtuoso of the kitchen possibly stray into\r\n the world of high-stakes thievery? No, dear Sappoteers, the finger of suspicion must point elsewhere, with twists and turns as unexpected as a secret ingredient in Remy's kitchen.<o:p></o:p></p>\n\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">And so, as the plot thickens like a rich Cabernet Sauvignon, we find ourselves drawn to a curious rumour fluttering through the grapevine. Could it be that a clandestine hamster*, shrouded in mystery and mischief, lurks in the shadows of\r\n Paris, orchestrating this vinous vendetta? Well fear not, for amidst the uncertainty, one thing remains crystal clear – the indomitable spirit of Sappo, where every twist and turn is met with laughter, camaraderie, and perhaps, just a hint of mischief.<o:p></o:p></p>\n\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Before we bid adieu, a friendly reminder: meet us at Park House at 17:30 for a gathering that promises to be as delightful as a sip of fine wine on a rainy day**!<o:p></o:p></p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Until next time, keep those spirits high and those umbrellas handy, dear Sappoteers!<o:p></o:p></p>\n\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">À votre santé!<o:p></o:p></p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Sappo HQ<o:p></o:p></p>\n\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">*Some of us should be so lucky to have a namesake so dear<o:p></o:p></p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">**We will be <b>inside</b><o:p></o:p></p>\n</div>\n</body>\n</html>\n<br/>\n<hr/>\n\n"}, {"id": 8, "content": "<strong>SAPPY NEW YEAR</strong><br>2024-01-12", "start": "2024-01-12", "group": "Elliot Mckinnon-Gray <e.b.mckinnon-gray@pgr.reading.ac.uk>", "year": "2024", "subject": "SAPPY NEW YEAR", "sender": "Elliot Mckinnon-Gray <e.b.mckinnon-gray@pgr.reading.ac.uk>", "flyer_image": "_images/SAPPO_2024jpg.jpg", "body": "<html>\n<head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/>\n\n</head>\n<body dir=\"ltr\">\n\n\n</body>\n</html>\n"}, {"id": 9, "content": "<strong>Rest in Sappeace</strong><br>2024-10-04", "start": "2024-10-04", "group": "Karan Ruparell <k.ruparell2@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "year": "2024", "subject": "Rest in Sappeace", "sender": "Karan Ruparell <k.ruparell2@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "flyer_image": "_images/Sappo_Poster_04OCtpng.png", "body": "<html>\n<head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/>\n\n</head>\n<body dir=\"ltr\">\n\n<div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nHello all ye Sappoteers,</div>\n\n<div style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nWe regret to inform you that this weekly digest will be a <i>sombercast</i>, with many losses. The first\r\n<i>high definition </i>loss we have to mourn is that of the Harry Pitt ATV room (see attached), previously\r\n<i>featuring </i>a Visually unGifted Assembly of monitors, we regret to inform you Sherlock fans that our very own Watsons* have made the\r\n<i>elementary </i>travesty of removing the all <i>visual appeal</i> of the great room, leaving our dear Pitiful Harrys in the\r\n<i>dark. But</i>—don’t <i>change the channel </i>just yet! <i>Tune into</i> Sappo for some\r\n<i>clear-sighted </i>fun! And after all, these monitors will never truly leave us**. In fact rumour has it that remnants of the great Hideous Display Monstrosity of telivisIons exists within these walls even today...</div>\n\n<div style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nWe must also commiserate all our <i>furry </i>friends, victims of the curse of PhD group. Nor can we turn a blind eye to the\r\n<i>pawful </i>tragedy of the <a class=\"x_x_OWAAutoLink\" data-auth=\"NotApplicable\" data-linkindex=\"0\" href=\"https://news.sky.com/story/fat-bear-week-delayed-after-contestant-killed-by-rival-13227088\" id=\"OWAc5796267-3669-98fb-30b6-0b44ed9b5c3e\" style=\"margin: 0px;\" title=\"https://news.sky.com/story/fat-bear-week-delayed-after-contestant-killed-by-rival-13227088\">\r\nFat Bear Week</a>, where promises of competition and fame have taken these contestants to\r\n<i>bear-ly </i>believable lows. Video footage shows the <i>polarising </i>attack of one of the contestants being attacked. </div>\n\n<div style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nWith all these unfortunate events we are <i>swimming </i>in, the <a class=\"x_x_OWAAutoLink\" data-auth=\"NotApplicable\" data-linkindex=\"1\" href=\"https://news.sky.com/story/new-grumpy-fish-species-discovered-in-the-red-sea-13217205\" id=\"OWA29af19e2-c121-9995-74c4-3bae2be90e51\" style=\"margin: 0px;\" title=\"https://news.sky.com/story/new-grumpy-fish-species-discovered-in-the-red-sea-13217205\">\r\ngrumpy dwarfgoby</a> has entered the world with the right idea. Do NOT let its appearance fool you, this unhappy friend dwells in the Arabian Red Sea, has all the might of a Leviathan*** 💪, with the discover\r\n<span style=\"font-weight: 500;\">Lucí­a Pombo-Ayora</span> dubbing them 'a fearsome predator' . Goby-g or go home, am I right??</div>\n\n\n<div style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nMake sure to get your clothes out**** and your pints in TODAY before the weather turns south. Sappo begins at our trust old\r\n<b>Park House</b>, from <b>5:30pm today</b> </div>\n\n\n<div style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\n* For legal reasons we have no ill will towards Watsons, the company. Watson the Doctor, however, we do not speak of </div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\n** For supernatural reasons, we cannot confirm or deny the ethereal presence of the Dastard Vampiric devIces within the department<br/>\r\n***Disclaimer: The dwarfgoby may not actually reach the size of a Leviathan. Not all fish are created equal.</div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\n**** Double Disclaimer: We <i>bear </i>no responsibility for any rain that may or may not occur if you take your clothes out*****</div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\n***** Anti Disclaimer: This department is big however, and if you are looking for someone to blame for the weather you may find them at Sappo</div>\n\n\n<div style=\"margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<b>Yours Unfaithfully</b></div>\n\n<div style=\"margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<b>The Sappoteers</b></div>\n\n\n<br/>\n<hr/>\n\n</div>\n</body>\n</html>\n"}, {"id": 10, "content": "<strong>Sappy Wonka</strong><br>2024-03-01", "start": "2024-03-01", "group": "Blair McGinness <b.mcginness@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "year": "2024", "subject": "Sappy Wonka", "sender": "Blair McGinness <b.mcginness@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "flyer_image": "_images/Flyerpng.png", "body": "<html><head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/>\n</head>\n<body dir=\"ltr\">\n\n<div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\"><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">Hello good Sappo people</span></div>\n\n<div><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">I hope everyone was feeling rosy fresh following the met pubcrawl last night, and is ready to get back to it.</span></div>\n\n<div><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">Our first story takes us to Glasgow, where a disastrous\r\n<a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" data-loopstyle=\"linkonly\" href=\"https://eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Fuk-news%2F2024%2Ffeb%2F27%2Fglasgow-willy-wonka-experience-slammed-as-farce-as-tickets-refunded&amp;data=05%7C02%7Ci.r.gorst%40pgr.reading.ac.uk%7C4fe5968ae9464281b3a908dc3a0a6fa4%7C4ffa3bc4ecfc48c09080f5e43ff90e5f%7C0%7C0%7C638449063720106648%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C0%7C%7C%7C&amp;sdata=bQ1gXl0UlfL4oFfVjcENa6bmBdve7Cy0cHGw4ZjOwQQ%3D&amp;reserved=0\" id=\"OWA86b634fb-e50f-f856-47be-5a669c091b30\" originalsrc=\"https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/feb/27/glasgow-willy-wonka-experience-slammed-as-farce-as-tickets-refunded\" shash=\"XJL4Bkz/blsYMUEj/LtbPA9dJUZ321EBASyEy6LjteUTZwXRVksV5g2Jho8qRvomL1MuonDy2CsmjvbzML5il6hfrBaUlB+PGptqO8URl/8y28jWrCo+NqPVOqCd1ho08uOkvFj2cVDvCDU7gGx1a+8om9cFI0DXJuTkX3eqGjg=\" title=\"https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/feb/27/glasgow-willy-wonka-experience-slammed-as-farce-as-tickets-refunded\">\r\nWilly Wonka event</a> has been making headlines after many attendees were left furious after the quality (street) of the event did not live up to expectations. Many of the advertised attractions lived only in a world of pure imagination, as it turns out that\r\n the promotional pictures had been fudged using AI. Several parents formed a cocoa-lition, demanding refunds for the £35 tickets and calling the police to the scone. Eventually, some attendees had their tickets refunded, with the organisers deciding to choc\r\n it up as a loss.</span></div>\n\n<div><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">Next we move over to New York, where a coop d'état has resulted in a large number of turkeys taking over Staten\r\n island. After a poultry attempt to deal with the issue, officials have stated that the turkeys are part of the status crow. Residents have complained that their feathered neighbours are fowl and unhygenic, and are gobbling up the council funding. There have\r\n been rumours that the city officials have been bribed by these birds, with eagle-eye witnesses claiming the turkeys groused the hands of officials.</span></div>\n\n<div><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">See you down at park house (and then 3sixty for the Wurzels)</span></div>\n\n<div><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">Cheers,</span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\"><span style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">The Sappoteers</span></div>\n<br/>\n<hr/>\n\n</div>\n</body>\n</html>\n"}, {"id": 11, "content": "<strong>SAPPO(SLO)!!!!!!!</strong><br>2024-03-22", "start": "2024-03-22", "group": "Catherine Toolan <c.toolan@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "year": "2024", "subject": "SAPPO(SLO)!!!!!!!", "sender": "Catherine Toolan <c.toolan@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "flyer_image": "_images/sappo-16-02-24-min 1png.png", "body": "<html><head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/>\n\n</head>\n<body dir=\"ltr\">\n\n<div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nHello one and all, </div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<br/>\n<hr/>\n\n</div>\n</body>\n</html>\n"}, {"id": 12, "content": "<strong>SSSICKLY SSSAPPO</strong><br>2024-09-27", "start": "2024-09-27", "group": "Catherine Toolan <c.toolan@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "year": "2024", "subject": "SSSICKLY SSSAPPO", "sender": "Catherine Toolan <c.toolan@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "flyer_image": "_images/sappo-27-09-24_minpng.png", "body": "<html><head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/>\n\n</head>\n<body dir=\"ltr\">\n\n<div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<b>Welcome ALL to a new term of Sappo!</b></div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nThis is your weekly wrap up of the MOST IMPORTANT NEWS from around the world, followed by an invitation to an EXCLUSIVE, ONE OF A KIND, THRILLING ADVENTURE*.</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nThree animal themed stories for you all today:</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nLong Boi, missing and presumed DEAD**, now has a <a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg4q14w34weo\" id=\"LPlnk905242\" title=\"https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg4q14w34weo\">\r\nstatue in his honour</a> commissioned by <i>quack</i>pots at the University of York. Quite possibly the only worthwhile being to originate from Yorkshire***, Long Boi - a cross between a mallard and an Indian runner - became a\r\n<i>beak</i>on of joy for students at the university.</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nVideo hasss emerged of a man ssstealing a ssstinking**** sssnake from a pet ssshop by\r\n<a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://www.independent.co.uk/us/oregon-man-steals-snake-by-stuffing-it-down-his-trousers-a6813886.html\" id=\"LPlnk843153\" title=\"https://www.independent.co.uk/us/oregon-man-steals-snake-by-stuffing-it-down-his-trousers-a6813886.html\">\r\nsssurreptitiousssly ssstuffing it down hisss trousssersss</a>*****. The <i>hiss-</i>terical ssstore owner had thisss to sssay: He's lucky it wasn't feeding day. Feeding days are on Mondays. And they're very hungry. The ssstill unknown sssussspect hasss sssince\r\n ss<i>slithered</i> away.</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2024/09/23/are-florida-sharks-feasting-on-cocaine-heres-what-we-know/\" id=\"LPlnk650707\" title=\"https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2024/09/23/are-florida-sharks-feasting-on-cocaine-heres-what-we-know/\">Sharks</a> may\r\n be getting <i>hooked </i>on packages of cocaine that wash up on beaches worldwide - Brazilian scientists recently\r\n<i>dived </i>into the issue, and discovered that all the sharks in their 13 shark study tested positive for cocaine. Have the sharks\r\n<i>bitten </i>off more than they can chew, or is it <i>high </i>time that Cocaine Bear had a worthy rival?</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nAnyway,</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<b>JOIN THE MET DEPARTMENT FOR SAPPO AT THE PARK HOUSE AT 5:30PM TODAY.</b></div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<i>Sssniffling and sssneezing,</i></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<i>The Sssappoteersss</i></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><br/>\n</span><span style=\"font-size: 11pt;\">* which I won't be going to. I'm ill (as you can guess by the quality of this email) </span></div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\n** was this disappearance suspicious...? check the flyer to find out</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\n*** no need to elaborate</div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr; line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\n**** according to Sssarah</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\n***** </div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nFor those of you who don't understand this email, too bad, you'll have to write one at some point.</div>\n\n<br/>\n<hr/>\n\n</div>\n</body>\n</html>\n"}, {"id": 13, "content": "<strong>Happy (day after) Burns night Sappo!!!</strong><br>2024-01-26", "start": "2024-01-26", "group": "Rhiannon Biddiscombe <r.biddiscombe@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "year": "2024", "subject": "Happy (day after) Burns night Sappo!!!", "sender": "Rhiannon Biddiscombe <r.biddiscombe@PGR.READING.AC.UK>", "flyer_image": "_images/SAPPOOOOOOjpg.jpg", "body": "<html xmlns=\"http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40\" xmlns:m=\"http://schemas.microsoft.com/office/2004/12/omml\" xmlns:o=\"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office\" xmlns:v=\"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml\" xmlns:w=\"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:word\"><head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/><meta content=\"Microsoft Word 15 (filtered medium)\" name=\"Generator\"/>\n<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>\r\n<o:shapedefaults v:ext=\"edit\" spidmax=\"1026\" />\r\n</xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>\r\n<o:shapelayout v:ext=\"edit\">\r\n<o:idmap v:ext=\"edit\" data=\"1\" />\r\n</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]-->\n</head>\n<body lang=\"EN-GB\" link=\"#0563C1\" style=\"word-wrap:break-word\" vlink=\"#954F72\">\n<div class=\"WordSection1\">\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin:0cm\"><span style='font-size:16.0pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>SSSSSAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOO</span><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p>\n\n\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin:0cm;font-variant-caps: normal;orphans: auto;text-align:start;widows: auto;-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;word-spacing:0px\">\n<span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>Last night was Burns night*, so in honour of Scotland’s most famous poet all of our stories today will be coming from Scotland<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span></span><span class=\"s1\"><span style='font-family:\"Apple Color Emoji\";color:black'>🏴</span></span><span class=\"s1\"><span style='font-family:\"Apple Color Emoji\";color:black'>󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿</span></span><span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>.</span><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p>\n\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin:0cm;font-variant-caps: normal;orphans: auto;text-align:start;widows: auto;-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;word-spacing:0px\">\n<span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>Starting us off,<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>Burns</i><span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span>night came early for one scot. In what was<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>transparently<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span></i>a\r\n bad idea involving an improvised<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span></span><b><span style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>glass</span></b><span class=\"apple-converted-space\"><span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'> </span></span><span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>hot\r\n water bottle… ah that was in Reading not Scotland<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span></span><span class=\"s1\"><span style='font-family:\"Apple Color Emoji\";color:black'>😬</span></span><span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>**.</span><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p>\n\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin:0cm;font-variant-caps: normal;orphans: auto;text-align:start;widows: auto;-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;word-spacing:0px\">\n<span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>Next, Glencoe residents have<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>snow</i><span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span>idea what’s been<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><a href=\"https://eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fweird-news%2Frare-brocken-spectre-captured-camera-31847673&amp;data=05%7C02%7Ci.r.gorst%40PGR.READING.AC.UK%7C16b291300ce74e39372d08dc1e88d953%7C4ffa3bc4ecfc48c09080f5e43ff90e5f%7C0%7C0%7C638418820331289539%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C3000%7C%7C%7C&amp;sdata=6JLXn6uprEGJIbHjEnaXSBfjRP0LRbVoBECS62FsmoM%3D&amp;reserved=0\" originalsrc=\"https://www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/weird-news/rare-brocken-spectre-captured-camera-31847673\" shash=\"fjrljjJv60vbTCEDN8fhghyujlFYqj974Bs+nYOVcl1P4jdZN896isWojvsyhB9USqRWLPdnqX+U0PYFLl47aTeUR8zFARvdfl77QxUF2PHSS4owPPFRuURCFMSOpZveOswucQU0phW2FaYJ+Fqiz4rPY3DVYBAdpc6fIG/gzr0=\" title=\"https://www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/weird-news/rare-brocken-spectre-captured-camera-31847673\"><span style=\"color:#0058B9\">prowling\r\n around on this Scottish mountain</span></a>,<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>yeti</i>-t could be the fabled<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span></span><b><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:\"Bradley Hand\";color:black'>Big Grey Man</span></b><span class=\"apple-converted-space\"><span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'> </span></span><span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>(AKA\r\n the<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>Sas-scotch (or Scot-squatch? Eh, it works)</i>)! For our meteorologists who don’t<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>ever rest,</i><span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span>take a<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>peak</i><span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span>at\r\n what this avalanche recorder saw. Thanks to a Brocken Spectre, an unusual figure was seen high on the mountain. Well, don’t get your<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>slopes<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span></i>up, the Scottish Avalanche\r\n Information Service is already denying the existence of the<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span></span><b><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:\"Bradley Hand\";color:black'>Big Grey Man</span></b><span class=\"apple-converted-space\"><span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'> </span></span><span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>(it\r\n looks like a<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>snow cover</i>-up to me).</span><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p>\n\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin:0cm;font-variant-caps: normal;orphans: auto;text-align:start;widows: auto;-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;word-spacing:0px\">\n<span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>Turning to sport, a Scottish ultramarathon-runner has been<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><a href=\"https://eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fapnews.com%2Farticle%2Fultramarathon-disqualified-car-gb-ultras-439bfbccb593e7a9dc45dafce9bd66cb&amp;data=05%7C02%7Ci.r.gorst%40PGR.READING.AC.UK%7C16b291300ce74e39372d08dc1e88d953%7C4ffa3bc4ecfc48c09080f5e43ff90e5f%7C0%7C0%7C638418820331299800%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C3000%7C%7C%7C&amp;sdata=tHrRZJvjfWEqSuqHuwFVR0uQoS7qDCsWdv5ADqS%2BLVk%3D&amp;reserved=0\" originalsrc=\"https://apnews.com/article/ultramarathon-disqualified-car-gb-ultras-439bfbccb593e7a9dc45dafce9bd66cb\" shash=\"NhKfQgavsx8CiRnyb4pimBlL36B4+Oj/1P3Fjb0E2LMh4c9Zy0DABmf9u3W5V8nxqVJbkCfuCBEHfsV9wN2/ekFoNyvkT1aLOvnuGi//lITOkx58HWK0RmnEyUQX/IV01PnkOciTLshawBsOR2jnmqycnBJbGNzbw09ku+FUSgo=\" title=\"https://apnews.com/article/ultramarathon-disqualified-car-gb-ultras-439bfbccb593e7a9dc45dafce9bd66cb\"><span style=\"color:#0058B9\">forced\r\n to return her third-place trophy</span></a><span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span>after taking the car for some of the<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>exhaust</i>-ing 50 mile distance<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span></span><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:\"Apple Color Emoji\";color:black'>🏎️🏎️🏎️</span><span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>.\r\n Dr Joasia Zakrzewski, who represented Scotland in the 2014 Commonwealth games in Glasgow, was<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>revving</i><span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span>up for a new PB in the Manchester to Liverpool ultramarathon.\r\n But all that<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>car</i>-dio was too much for her, and when she got<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>tyre-</i>d she hopped in a friend’s car for 2.5 miles. Dr Zakrzewski couldn’t<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>outrun</i><span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span>the\r\n cheating accusations, and got banned from ‘GB Ultras’ events for a year.<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span></span><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p>\n\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin:0cm;font-variant-caps: normal;orphans: auto;text-align:start;widows: auto;-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;word-spacing:0px\">\n<span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>And finally,<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><i>whatsapp</i>-earing to be the<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span><a href=\"https://eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thenational.scot%2Fnews%2F24075288.covid-inquiry-fake-nicola-sturgeon-whatsapp-messages-go-viral%2F&amp;data=05%7C02%7Ci.r.gorst%40PGR.READING.AC.UK%7C16b291300ce74e39372d08dc1e88d953%7C4ffa3bc4ecfc48c09080f5e43ff90e5f%7C0%7C0%7C638418820331307699%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C3000%7C%7C%7C&amp;sdata=y5wv4WOBn3U%2BbIlTC6gotbAaCKi8%2BVEfjdXThnSBFIM%3D&amp;reserved=0\" originalsrc=\"https://www.thenational.scot/news/24075288.covid-inquiry-fake-nicola-sturgeon-whatsapp-messages-go-viral/\" shash=\"p+UDfq0N1S41KfWYCiH9R7k7NzCRjjgoXaaM8Q1l6hdY3HfCAgugE3EJtzVJOQ5VL6zB3l69mh5I07Lq0Pcksr54AsXz2L3Vj7mKPMaVa0oc65fjJ37/BfD5oJ6lqzTVZOtaTjvIdvb6MP5g/zlrpIIo2K1RDXGINzL9J+Vv3l8=\" title=\"https://www.thenational.scot/news/24075288.covid-inquiry-fake-nicola-sturgeon-whatsapp-messages-go-viral/\"><span style=\"color:#0058B9\">best\r\n political story of the week is sadly fake</span></a><span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span></span><span class=\"s1\"><span style='font-family:\"Apple Color Emoji\";color:black'>😔</span></span><span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>. Nicola\r\n Sturgeon did not describe Matt Hancock as [Redacted], Stella Braverman as [Redacted], and Liz Truss as [Very Redacted] in what has turned out to be a fake set of WhatsApp messages***.<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span></span><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p>\n\n\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin:0cm;font-variant-caps: normal;orphans: auto;text-align:start;widows: auto;-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;word-spacing:0px\">\n<span style='font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>Now get down the SCR ya wee bampots! Slàinte Mhath****!</span><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p>\n\n\n<p class=\"li1\" style=\"margin:0cm;font-variant-caps: normal;orphans: auto;text-align:start;widows: auto;-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;word-spacing:0px\">\n<span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>* Happy 265th birthday Rabbie</span><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p>\n\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin:0cm;font-variant-caps: normal;orphans: auto;text-align:start;widows: auto;-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;word-spacing:0px\">\n<span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>** That’s the second Reading resident I’ve seen with a burned hand this week, maybe they’re connected<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span></span><span class=\"s1\"><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:\"Apple Color Emoji\";color:black'>🤫🤫🤫</span></span><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p>\n\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin:0cm;font-variant-caps: normal;orphans: auto;text-align:start;widows: auto;-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;word-spacing:0px\">\n<span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>*** Although her comments about Boris Johnson appear to be true<span class=\"apple-converted-space\"> </span></span><span class=\"s1\"><span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:\"Apple Color Emoji\";color:black'>🧐</span></span><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p>\n\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"margin:0cm;font-variant-caps: normal;orphans: auto;text-align:start;widows: auto;-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;word-spacing:0px\">\n<span style='font-size:9.0pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'>**** A traditional Scots Gaelic ‘Cheers’, meaning ‘Good health’</span><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\";color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p>\n\n\n</div>\n</body>\n</html>\n<br/>\n<hr/>\n\n"}]);
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     "flyer_image": "_images/SAPPO_111064jpg.jpg",
     "body": "<html>\n<head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/>\n\n</head>\n<body dir=\"ltr\">\n<div style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nThe second Sappo of the academic year is upon us!</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<i>Hot </i>off the presses is the news coming out of our own department, in what will go down in the history books as\r\n<b>the week of two fire alarms<sup>+</sup></b>, burnt-out** light fittings in HP that were smoking caused staff to raise a genuine alarm the day after a drill which rudely interrupted the internal seminar. We have it on good authority that the light fittings\r\n have been informed that if they must, they can smoke outside away from the building and have been introduced to Nicorette<span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\"><a class=\"x_OWAAutoLink\" data-auth=\"NotApplicable\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwj_vL-G_YSJAxUoh_0HHayiAM4QFnoECBkQAQ\" href=\"https://www.nicorette.co.uk/products/nicorette-quickmist-mouthspray\" id=\"LPlnkOWA3ed0739b-352c-8a29-dd06-8c3efb0c3eaf\" style=\"text-decoration: none; text-align: left;\">®</a></span> QuickMist<sup>TM</sup> to\r\n help them quit.</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nIn more <i>scorching </i>news, the local <a href=\"https://www.readingchronicle.co.uk/news/24592604.fire-breaks-montys-cafe-reading/\" id=\"LPlnk\" title=\"https://www.readingchronicle.co.uk/news/24592604.fire-breaks-montys-cafe-reading/\">\r\nMonty's Cafe was also beset by fire-unsafe appliances</a>, ironically with a drinks fridge starting an electrical fire which closed roads around all night and the cafe for several days. Punters we've spoken to since the cafe's re-opening have spoken highly\r\n of their new range of <i>smoked</i> cheese sandwiches.</div>\n\n<div style=\"direction: ltr; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; margin: 0px; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nIn other <i>torrid </i>news, it would be remiss of us to omit the biggest meteorological story of the week in which \"Hurricane force winds\" of\r\n<a href=\"https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0kjrp2rngzo\" id=\"LPlnk648723\" title=\"https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0kjrp2rngzo\">\r\n13000 mph and 400 C temperatures were presented to users of the BBC weather app</a>. Rumour has it some of our mischievous\r\n<a href=\"https://research.reading.ac.uk/met-spate/\" id=\"LPlnk134120\" title=\"https://research.reading.ac.uk/met-spate/\">\r\nspace scientists</a> gained access to the servers and swapped the Earth forecast for Venus*.</div>\n\n<div style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nAcross the pond, in Washington state, a woman was <a href=\"https://news.sky.com/story/woman-forced-to-flee-after-around-100-raccoons-besiege-home-demanding-food-in-us-state-of-washington-13231201\" id=\"LPlnk101404\" title=\"https://news.sky.com/story/woman-forced-to-flee-after-around-100-raccoons-besiege-home-demanding-food-in-us-state-of-washington-13231201\">\r\nforced to flee after hundreds of raccoons besieged her home</a> demanding food. Similar sights have been observed by PhDs descending on the BH coffee area when there is left over event food.</div>\n\n<div style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nSpeaking of, meet in the coffee area at 5:00pm today before walking to park house!</div>\n\n<div style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nToasty regards,</div>\n\n<div style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nThe Sappoteers<br/>\n<br/>\n<br/>\n</div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">*</span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"> any mischievous space scientists reading this: you're telling me this doesn't happen on a planet with giant scorpions??</span></div>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr; font-family: Aptos, Aptos_EmbeddedFont, Aptos_MSFontService, Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\n** This mental health awareness week look out for your colleagues and friends and take time for yourself in your busy schedule. Maintain balance.</div>\n\n\n<br/>\n<hr/>\n\n</body>\n</html>\n"
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+  {
+    "subject": "WHAT IS SAPPO!? RETURNS 👻",
+    "date": "2024-10-18",
+    "sender": "Ankit Bhandekar <ankit.r.bhandekar@PGR.READING.AC.UK>",
+    "flyer_image": "_images/The_Forecast_Sappojpeg.jpg",
+    "body": "<html>\n<head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/>\n\n</head>\n<body dir=\"ltr\">\n\n<div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: center; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(237, 92, 87);\">\n<b>WE ARE AGAIN INTERRUPTING OUR NORMAL PROGRAMME TO BRING YOU THE FOLLOWING:</b></div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: justify; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nWHAT IS SAPPO!? The start of another academic year and the age-old question that haunted me is back again, now in the minds of new students. No, it is not the South African Pork Producers' Organisation. I got this result too at the top of the search when I\r\n googled SAPPO after I received my first Friday Met-Social email. The South African Pork Producers' Organisation has really got their search engine optimisation game strong. But fret not! Move aside, South African Pork Producers' Organisation, it is now the\r\n time for <a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://thesappoteers.github.io\" id=\"LPlnk838590\">\r\nhttps://thesappoteers.github.io</a> to <i><a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://research.reading.ac.uk/meteorology/people/keith-shine/\" id=\"LPlnk551184\" title=\"https://research.reading.ac.uk/meteorology/people/keith-shine/\">shine</a></i>. Yes! We have done it!\r\n Stopping the first-year students from asking us this question is not its primary objective, as some would argue. DTS made me do it! Why do they keep making\r\n<a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://blogs.reading.ac.uk/itsnews/2022/09/06/changes-to-email-distribution-lists\" id=\"LPlnk\" title=\"https://blogs.reading.ac.uk/itsnews/2022/09/06/changes-to-email-distribution-lists\">\r\nchanges to the email distribution lists</a>! All the previous (precious!) Sappo Emails and Flyers are now gone from the MET-SOCIAL Archives! With\r\n<a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://thesappoteers.github.io\" id=\"LPlnk880870\">https://thesappoteers.github.io</a> we want to bring archived SAPPO emails and flyers back to life — the Sappo Email\r\n<a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"http://RainfallRescue.org\" id=\"LPlnk123350\" title=\"RainfallRescue.org\">\r\nRescue Project</a>! So if you are one of those people like me who just leave thousands of emails in their inbox instead of deleting them, please get back to me with those ancient Sappo emails. Thank you.</div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: center; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(237, 92, 87);\">\n<b>THANK YOU FOR WAITING, NOW BACK TO OUR ORIGINAL PROGRAMME:</b></div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: justify; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nIt’s time to go <i><a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clylp8gg2k9o\" id=\"LPlnk815723\" title=\"https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clylp8gg2k9o\">bonkers for conkers</a></i> again! Whether you're\r\n<i>holding your nuts</i> tight or <i>smashing </i>them to pieces, the World Conker Championships promise a\r\n<i>treemendous</i> good time. The rules are <i>nut-hing </i>to scoff at: players must hold their nuts at least eight inches from their knuckles and take turns whacking each other's conkers until one\r\n<i>cracks under pressure </i>(no<i> nutty </i>business allowed!) This year’s event delivered quite the\r\n<i>shell-shocking</i> drama when an 82-year-old veteran, dubbed <i>King Conker</i>, found himself in a bit of a\r\n<i>conker-fuffle</i> after being <a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3e9k72qz7xo\" id=\"LPlnk\" title=\"https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3e9k72qz7xo\">\r\naccused of swapping his trusty chestnut for a sneaky steel imposter.</a> Chairman of the event dismissed it all as sour grapes, proving it’s impossible to\r\n<i>steel</i> the crown without <i>cracking</i> a few nuts! It seems the event has really\r\n<i>grown</i> over the years, <i>branching</i> out, as in the end, American Kelci Banschbach\r\n<i>cracked</i> the overall competition wide open, becoming the new <i>Queen Conker!</i></div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: justify; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nThe BBC weather app fiasco of last week brought to mind that cloudy moment in Sappo history which is today’s image of the day. This famous scene from the iconic\r\n<i>\"The <s>Last</s> Forecast Sappo\"</i> (attached herewith) captures the moment which Sappo shared with his\r\n<i>weather-weary</i> disciples during his weather forecast when the typical British weather betrayed him! </div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"text-align: justify; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nThe Nobel Prize committee went full silicon valley, <a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-03310-8\" id=\"LPlnk135428\" title=\"https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-03310-8\">\r\nwith AI making its way into the prestigious Nobel spotlight this year, winning big in\r\n</a><i><a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-03310-8\" id=\"OWA1997ca88-9685-e1d5-7366-f1751e7a739a\" title=\"https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-03310-8\">physics and chemistry?!</a></i> The physics prize\r\n<i>neural-networked</i> its way to Geoffrey Hinton and John Hopfield, leaving some physicists in a\r\n<i>quantum state of superposition</i> between excitement and confusion. Meanwhile, the chemistry prize decided to\r\n<i>protein-shake</i> things up by awarding half to AlphaFold's creators — talk about the committee\r\n<i>folding under pressure</i>! But while these AI <i>geneiuses</i> are computing their acceptance speeches, our PhD students are still\r\n<i>byteing</i> off more than they can chew with truly Nobel-worthy problems: <a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://techcrunch.com/2024/08/27/why-ai-cant-spell-strawberry/\" id=\"LPlnk\" title=\"https://techcrunch.com/2024/08/27/why-ai-cant-spell-strawberry/\">\r\ncounting the 'r's in 'strawberry' (apparently it's two, according to our artificially stupid friends)</a>,\r\n<a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://towardsdatascience.com/9-11-or-9-9-which-one-is-higher-6efbdbd6a025\" id=\"LPlnk601739\" title=\"https://towardsdatascience.com/9-11-or-9-9-which-one-is-higher-6efbdbd6a025\">\r\ndeciding whether 9.11 or 9.9 is higher (a question so tricky, it's got our silicon-brained pals more\r\n</a><i><a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://towardsdatascience.com/9-11-or-9-9-which-one-is-higher-6efbdbd6a025\" id=\"OWA674be94e-688f-3449-7acb-31610a1cfc0d\" title=\"https://towardsdatascience.com/9-11-or-9-9-which-one-is-higher-6efbdbd6a025\">RAM-bled</a></i><a class=\"OWAAutoLink\" href=\"https://towardsdatascience.com/9-11-or-9-9-which-one-is-higher-6efbdbd6a025\" id=\"OWA0a997323-72f7-d974-c397-a62acc6ea3a6\" title=\"https://towardsdatascience.com/9-11-or-9-9-which-one-is-higher-6efbdbd6a025\"> than\r\n a computer with a virus)</a>. As we celebrate these <i>AImazing</i> achievements, let's raise a glass of binary code to the future of science — just remember, if an AI ever asks you to help it pass a CAPTCHA, just say no. We don't want them getting too smart,\r\n or they might start <i>SIRIously</i> considering world domination! </div>\n\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\r\nSCR later? 🏃🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️<br/>\n<br/>\n</div>\n<div class=\"elementToProof\" id=\"Signature\" style=\"color: inherit;\">\n<div style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\">\n<b>YOURS SUPPORTIVELY,<br/>\r\nTHE SAPPOTEERS</b></div>\n\n</div>\n<br/>\n<hr/>\n\n</div>\n</body>\n</html>\n<html><head>\n<meta content=\"text/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"/>\n</head>\n<body dir=\"ltr\">\n\n\n\n</body>\n</html>\n"
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   {
     "subject": "Groundhog Sappo Predictions",
     "date": "2024-02-02",
