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+Welcome one and all to a drizzly Friday.
+
+A second welcome to your weekly Sappo email*.
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+Following last night's Purple 17 pub crawl**, a brief recap on the week before the dreaded pilgrimage to Park House***.
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+Starter: 
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+A delivery driver has been seen continuing to work for Deliveroo after +biting off a customer's thumb. It seems she didn't bite off more than she could chew, as the thumb hasn't been located. 
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+Main:
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+Extensive searches after a three year old claimed there were "monsters in the wall" of her room revealed a hive of + +60,000 bees. Readers beeware, and waspch (?) out for the warnings of strange children.
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+Pudding: 
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+A woman who stole 'armfuls' of +geese from a Texas park has been tracked down in what may have seemed a wild goose chase. Local police were aware of the +fowl play and  managed to quack the case of the missing geese.
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+See you at the SCR!
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+Ever yours,
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+The Sappoteers
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+xox
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+* ignore last weeks hiccup. also the week before that was easter we were taking a state mandated break. 
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+** see flyer 
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+*** pitifully, am personally pilgrimaging to Parthian 
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+ItÂ’s SAPPOOOOOO TIME!!
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+Thames Valley Police went on a bear +crocodile + hunt this week after reports of the reptile been seen in flooded waters.   After a snappy journey to get there TVP found + the reported crocodile to be a plastic toy.  On the other side of the pond a crocodile has been rescued after trying to get his +morning + coffee from Starbucks drive-thru.  Apparently, it was ‘just another day on the jobÂ’ for the North Port Fire Rescue.  The crocodile has been safely relocated to a nearby pond. 
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+A rubber duck went swimming one day, over the hills* and far away...  The little guy might not have waddled over the Scottish Highlands but he did have quite a voyage having travelled 423 miles by sea from Dublin to + Orkney which took him 18 years after being released as part of a World + Record Duck Race in 2006.  Like this duck not all the ducks Â…came swimming back to their owners as others also escaped into the sea and went on their own odysseys to Japan and Hawaii.  Hopefully they + all had a quacking time!
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+Rubber ducks werenÂ’t the only ones on the run after a zebra has made a dazzling** escape in Seattle this week.  Unlike the ducks it only took a few days for the zebras to be found as Shug the zebra and his friends had been + seen hoofing + around the foothills of Washington  after their escape from a trailer.  The local residents and animal control officers spent no time horsing around as they gathered the zebras together for their onward journey.
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+See you later alligator, in a while crocodile*** at the SCR!! 5:30pm (or earlier)
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+The Sappoteers
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+*Not quite like the nursery rhyme
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+**Dazzle = group of zebras
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+***Another nursery rhyme?
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Hello everyone, it’s Sappo time once again!

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We hope everyone has recovered from last night’s Met Ball, and we were pleased to come out on top after a heated Mr Mets auction! If anyone needed definitive proof of the popularity of certain members of the department, we don’t need any + fancy elections*, just put cartoon faces on mugs and see who attracts the biggest bid…

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Away from politics, we first bring reports of some fishy goings-on in Newcastle. No, one of the “under the sea”-themed props from last night did not go missing. + +Instead, a junior doctor was greeted by a goldfish on his lawn, with absolutely no idea how it got there. Upon finding it, he +waved it into his home and begun nursing it back to life, placing it in an empty freezer drawer of water. Alice the goldfish, as it is now known, has recovered and is said to be “doing +swimmingly well” – in shark contrast to some of the table balloons from last night (RIP the Octopus). But the doctor is not +fin-ished there, he now plans to get Alice some fishy friends and keep them all as pets, in what we think is a r-eel-y nice gesture. +

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For news item number two from Sappoo this week, we bring you important news from across the +poond in Arizona. A man here is displaying record-breaking collection of coprolite** in a museum, after breaking the record in 2015 and +stool holding it to this day. In the display in the “Poozeum (the jokes just write themselves don’t they?), there are + a potty remarkable 8000+ exhibits for you to gaze your eyes upon. And for free entry, it sounds like a +toiletally pootiful*** day out!

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Finally, we share news of some wheely daredevil garden apparatus. Dylan Phillips of Wales has modified a wheelbarrow and set a Guinness World Record for + +the fastest speed achieved in a wheelbarrow****, of 52 mph! The wheelbarrow was modified to go faster using a scooter that Dylan +barrowed from the scrapheap, but it was fast enough to leave the competition in his +rake as he left them all behind.

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That’s all this week, see you at the SCR later if you have recovered enough from last night!
+The Sappoteers

+

* see flyer
+** a fancy way of saying “fossilised poo”
+*** this is meant to say “totally beautiful” but I think I was trying too hard to fit more puns in here
+**** there really are records for anything nowadays right?

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Hello sappo friends,

+

A moment of silence and a toast for +the passing of Kabosu (aka the original Doge, also the sunny face of Dogecoin). Gone but never forgotten, he has left behind a meme-orable legacy* (and maybe a revival in Dogecoin?)

+

After that truly depressing news, if you need something to brighten your mood, check out this year’s + +Pet Gala which was a downpour of cuteness with best-dressed dogs flooding the red carpet. If you need some inspo for what to wear to Met Ball, this is the place.

+

And on a political front, the +UK has called a general election** for July 4th. There was something so beautiful about Rishi calling this in the pouring rain, with “Things Can Only Get B(W)etter” by the one and only Brian Cox playing in the background. Unfortunately for everyone, + this date clashes with Taylor Swift's concert in Amsterdam. Royal Mail is going to have to gear up for the flood of postal votes—let’s hope they can +weather the storm!

+

See you in the SCR (or somewhere else? +Looks like something is going?)  at 5.30

+

The Sappoteers

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*I got this pun from ChatGPT

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**petition to call this genny lec***

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***can’t claim this one either, got it from twitter****

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Timeline of all the emails with flyers sent on each Friday over all the years.

" + } + }, + "events": [ + { + "media": { + "url": "source/_static/emails_html/Sappo Flyer 3.png", + "caption": "", + "credit": "" + }, + "start_date": { + "year": "2024", + "month": "05", + "day": "10" + }, + "text": { + "headline": "Sappo", + "text": "

From: Isabelle Gorst

Read the full email here

" + }, + "group": "Isabelle Gorst " + }, + { + "media": { + "url": "source/_static/emails_html/sappo DOGE.jpg", + "caption": "", + "credit": "" + }, + "start_date": { + "year": "2024", + "month": "05", + "day": "24" + }, + "text": { + "headline": "So Sappo, Wow", + "text": "

From: Melissa Seabrook

Read the full email here

" + }, + "group": "Melissa Seabrook " + }, + { + "media": { + "url": "source/_static/emails_html/sappo-03-05-24-min.PNG", + "caption": "", + "credit": "" + }, + "start_date": { + "year": "2024", + "month": "05", + "day": "03" + }, + "text": { + "headline": "SAPPPOOOO", + "text": "

From: Catherine Toolan

Read the full email here

" + }, + "group": "Catherine Toolan " + }, + { + "media": { + "url": "source/_static/emails_html/flyer_debate-min.png", + "caption": "", + "credit": "" + }, + "start_date": { + "year": "2024", + "month": "06", + "day": "07" + }, + "text": { + "headline": "Sappoo!!!!!!!!", + "text": "

From: Charlie Suitters

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" + }, + "group": "Charlie Suitters " + } + ] +} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/docs/_static/logo.png b/docs/_static/logo.png index b99cf67..f0d5bc6 100644 Binary files a/docs/_static/logo.png and b/docs/_static/logo.png differ diff --git a/docs/_static/timeline.html b/docs/_static/timeline.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0a1c1fb --- /dev/null +++ b/docs/_static/timeline.html @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ + + + + + + + +
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