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Opening Event - bios

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Good morning, Hamburg, not Berlin

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This is not the keynote, so if you need anything important to do,

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get it done, the keynote will 
start in a few minutes

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and by the way, I am not Jacob, I am bios, hello!

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one slight technical problem...

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okay, the first slide doesn't show (yet)

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No, no, it's not powerpoint,

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it's free, it's better,  it's libreoffice.

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This is not the keynote, we already covered this, so...

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Big important changes: It's crazy how many of you are here at this early hour in the morning, it is basically still at night

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and cool to see that you all managed to the right location

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we mentioned this, I think the stream is already up,

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so if anyone is in Berlin and sees the stream, I don't know

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if the bcc shows the stream; 
there is still some time to get here

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the train takes about two hours;
I had that problem yesterday

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And welcome everyone! Great to see you!

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I you have a talk

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one warning to the fellow speakers:

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if you have a talk tomorrow

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or a talk where some time is available

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to get up to the stage here,

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this room is amazing and a bit scary

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People all around me!

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Okay, let's get started!

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Some new things we have this year here:
we have the hackcenter as every year,

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But we also have assemblies. 
Hopefully, Most of you already

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saw this in the wiki and on the blog, because now it is too late to start an assembly

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because all the space is distributed to the assemblies.

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and When you walk around the building you will see some signs

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announcing the assembly which has been placed there

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there are also some "shared" tables. The Meaning

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is a bit of the shared situation; first I thought I can just go there and grab a seat,

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but shared spaces are meant for the assemblies,

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so if they hold a talk or hold a workshop, they can use the shared space

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so if you squat there, they will probably ask very politely to move away.

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But you have to give up the seat there.

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In the wiki you can also see which assemblies have workshops

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and many assemblies also will give talks,

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so probably there will be a timetable in the wiki

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where you can see where which shared space will be used.

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for some assembly business.

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What else? we had a presale this year again, unfortunately, we

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couldn't implement the much asked feature of "Bad Gateway",

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a very famous german holiday place,

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but we managed to sell many tickets,

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we will give some statistics at the closing event.

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There are still some tickets on sale, so

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if you see the stream, you can come and get a tcket.

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I think we have about 1000 tickets per day,

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so there should be a ticket for everyone.

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Yeah, Also in the presale ticket system, hopefully

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everyone who wanted some clothes already ordered it., because

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I am not sure how many tshirts we will have left after the congress,

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but if you ordered, please collect it today.

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If you can't, come to the congress today, write us an email or

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annonce it, otherweise we will distribute the not-fetched t-shirts tomorrow.

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It is really important, so do it today.

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We have a "Fahrplan"

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since yesterday evening; we have version 1.0

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but  I think it is already outdated.

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And we have these paper plans, they are really great including a map of the building

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the version on the paper is already outdated.

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I think one room appeared out of nowhere and is now on the Fahrplan.

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So, check the online version and twitter will announce updates.

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Yeah, Volunteers: really, really important.

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If you walk around the building and interact with the people here,

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nearly everyone but I think if you walk around in the public areas, you interact with is volunteering, so be nice.

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If you are at the bar and they run temporary out of mate, be nice,

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wait a minute and evenb better, go ask if you can help them.

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we have an angel meeting, I believe one is right now,

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but the next will be in the evening, so ask there what you can help, just go there, and ask what you can do.

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we also have an online version, the "Engelsystem",

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you can also register there and sign some shifts, so eg the Video-Angels around here are volunteers.

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All the poeple behind the nice blinking lights are volunteers

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okay, and one update to the talks: There will be translations!

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Last Minute information here, Hi,

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So we are trying to setting up a live translator team,

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we've got around ten people right now,

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everybody fluent in english and understanding german

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quite enough is welcome to join us,

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we are meeting   at 11:30 out here, follow the blog, there is a post as well,

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we need people to help us with live translations, and we are trying to do

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all 27 german talks into english, and there will be live stream for that, and there will be recordings,

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so if you don't understand enough german, all german talks will at least be attempted to be translated in english.

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there might be also a DECT Channel for the translation, I am not entirely sure about that, please check the wiki.

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Thanks!

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Okay, hopefully, nothing urgent or extreme will happen, but if you are in some kind of emergency,

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I don't know, you cut yourself, you touch the wrong end of the soldering item,

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we have a medical team standing by, they are next to the cash desk,

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you can call them, you can call 112 or 911, but please make sure you are on DECT.

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Don't call them on GSM if you are bored and need someone to hang out.

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Apparently that has happened before.

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New this year, we had it last year, but I don't think it wasn't so organized as this year;

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we have a network abuse team, so if you you are on the stream

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and happen to be a network provider and something strange is happening on your network

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and you suspect we're to blame,

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I think the full page for abuse handeling is also online or check the RIPE-Entry.

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You probably know what to do.

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Yeah but we also have some abuse and ani-harrassment team, they're available at 113

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and they also provide deescalation services, so if you have some problems

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or if somethings strange is happening, just give them a call

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and they will talk to you and will try to help you.

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okay, so, we are nearly at the end.

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More information: you probably know it, we have a wiki which is really extensive and updated all the time,

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so check it, there will be much to discover.

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we have the infodesk again, they are also down at the entrance.

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really, get a map, I got lost already I think three times yesterday, trying to find some area, and it was like

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"it used to be there, but I was on the wrong floor, and there are sub-floors" and

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the maps are great! Wander around, Discover all the stuff,

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There is much to see, this building is really, really huge

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Also, have fun and keep on hacking, be excellent to each other, and thanks for listening.

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So, we are making about five minutes of minutes of break

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to set up everything and then you'll see the next speaker, the keynote