Wizard Zurlee has been trapped by a horde of deadly vampire bats! Use WASD to escape, hit enemies with your magical spinning bolts, and grow your power until you become the bullet hell!
Wizard Survivors is inspired by the infectious Vampire Survivors. The game source is 500 characters long, so it can be posted on a single post/Toot on Mastodon. To play the game just create an empty .html on your computer, paste this code, and open it up with a web browser.
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I've used no packer, so the characters are all printable. You can print it on your T-Shirt and use it as an emergency game if you feel the urge of slaying bats, level up, and become an unstoppable killing machine for a minute.
At the very beginning of The Game Awards 2022 they announced a free mobile version of Vampire Survivors. I didn't know the game so I downloaded it to my phone and gave it a quick try. Then I missed the rest of the event.
Pro-tip: never give free carefully crafted distractions at the start of a conference! ;)
The game should work without problems if run from a local file. You may need the .htaccess file if you want to host it on the web.