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</!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<title></title>
<style>
.random {
background-color: mediumseagreen;
}
#roses {
background-color: red;
}
#violets {
background-color: blue;
}
#yellowLines {
background-color: yellow;
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<p>Ayy <b>girl</b>. <i>Wassup???</i> Can i get your number?</p>
<p><b>Some dude: </b>You look like trash.</p>
<p><b>Some lady: </b>Ummm... <i>Excuse me????</i></p>
<p><b>That dude: </b>Cos I'd like to take you out. <3<3<3 </p>
<!--bitch i'm so cheesy -->
<div class="random" id="roses">
<h2>Roses</h2>
<p>are red</p>
</div>
<div class="random" id="violets">
<h2>Violets</h2>
<p>are blue</p>
</div>
<div class="random" id="yellowLines">
<h2>Yellow lines</h2>
<p>are yellow</p>
</div>
<div class="random">
<h2>Life</h2>
<p>is great</p>
</div>
<h1>Days of Christmas</h1>
<ol>
<li>On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
<ul>
<li>a Partridge in a Pear Tree</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>bitch show me the things I'm supposed to type
<ul>
<li>is this right????</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
<ul>
<li>Two Turtle Doves</li>
<li>and a Partridge in a Pear Tree</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
<ul>
<li>Three French Hens</li>
<li>Two Turtle Doves</li>
<li>and a Partridge in a Pear Tree</li>
</ul>
</li>
</ol>
<table style="text-align: center">
<tr bgcolor="black" style="color:white">
<td></td>
<th scope="fakename">Fucks that I give</th>
<th scope="anotherfakename">Fucks that I don't give</th>
<th scope="lastfakename">Fucks that I may or may not give</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<th scope="row1">Yesterday</th>
<td>312212</td>
<td>5</td>
<td>qiwji</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<th scope="row2">Today</th>
<td>1</td>
<td>5456789</td>
<td>qiwjiq2w</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<th scope="row3">Total</th>
<td>312213</td>
<td>5456794</td>
<td>qiwj3eei</td>
</tr>
</table>
<table style="text-align: center; color: white" bgcolor="black">
<tr>
<th colspan="4">My Timetable</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<td></td>
<th>Mon</th>
<th>Tues</th>
<th>Wed</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>6am</th>
<td rowspan="2">ST2334</td>
<td>CS4218</td>
<td>CS3240</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>7am</th>
<td>CS3219</td>
<td>CS3202</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>8am</th>
<td colspan="3">Break!</td>
</tr>
</table>
<a href="http://www.theuselessweb.com">for when you're bored</a>
<a href="http://www.theuselessweb.com"><img src="http://www.theuselessweb.com/share-image-small.png"/img></a>
</body>
</html>