Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-6497 (?)
- SCP-6497 is a series of rare, personalized TV commercials for "Dr. Wink's Fantabulous Service: Be The Better You!" that appear in individual American households. If someone calls the number shown, a contract (SCP-6497-1) appears in their home, allowing them to choose a body part or organ for improvement. Signing the contract causes the chosen body part to be replaced with a genetically identical, "improved" version, often leading to mental dissatisfaction or a loss of motivation in the affected area. The Foundation contains this by monitoring web traffic and medical records, apprehending and giving amnestics to affected individuals, and by redirecting the supply of a related motivational liquid (SCP-6497-2), which is believed to be extracted from the lost motivation of those who sign the contracts, for their own use to prevent it from reaching civilians.
- Dancing baby (?)
- The "Dancing Baby," also known as "Baby Cha-Cha" or "Oogachacka Baby," was one of the internet's first viral videos and a significant media phenomenon in 1996. It originated from a 3D-rendered animation of a baby performing a cha-cha dance, created using a commercially available 3D model and animation software. Initially a demo file for a software plugin, it spread rapidly after being posted on CompuServe and converted into an animated GIF, eventually appearing in mainstream media like the TV show *Ally McBeal* and various advertisements. Its popularity was further cemented by a version set to the song "Hooked on a Feeling."