Founder @ THE UNDESIRABLES LLC
Building the world's only on-chain TCG price oracle — AI card grading, honest calibrated risk forecasts, and 454K+ trading card products anchored on Base mainnet + LitVM LiteForge — plus 4,444 on-chain AI souls with Merkle-locked, on-chain-graded prediction track records.
| You are… | Your door | One step |
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| 🧑 A human — collector, trader, curious | the-undesirables.com | Browse live forecasts, charts & the soul leaderboard |
| 🤖 An AI agent / builder | https://mcp.the-undesirables.com |
Paste the URL into any MCP client — free search & forecasts, paid calls via x402 |
| 🍄 An Undesirables holder | Soul Runner (private beta) | Your NFT is a live AI agent you can run yourself — coming soon |
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| The Syndicate — every loot drop priced by the oracle | The Society — 273 souls, blockchain keeps score | Risk pages — calibrated forecast for any card |
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| Sports movers (new — in validation) — hot players, calibrated bands | Player pages — every stat band verifiable against the on-chain panel |
flowchart LR
D[("Market data<br/>454K+ products · 25+ games")] --> O["Conformal Oracle<br/>calibrated forecasts + AI grading"]
O --> R["Daily Merkle roots"]
R --> B["Base mainnet<br/>durability layer"]
R --> L["LitVM LiteForge<br/>testnet narrative"]
O --> API["x402 API<br/>pay-per-call · USDC/USDG"]
O --> MCP["MCP server<br/>agents plug in directly"]
R --> TC["Technocore proof feed<br/>signed · agent-verifiable"]
API --> GAME["The Syndicate<br/>living game economy"]
SOULS["4,444 souls<br/>weekly locked predictions"] --> R
R --> GRADE["On-chain grading<br/>write-once results roots"] --> SOULS
The world's only on-chain TCG price oracle. No competitor exists — not Chainlink, not Pyth, not UMA. Every proof tree and track record has a Base mainnet leg, so nothing depends on a testnet surviving.
Base Mainnet (Chain 8453) — the durability layer · 6 contracts (click to expand)
| Contract | Purpose | Address |
|---|---|---|
| Merkle Price Oracle | Daily root over the full price tree (289K+ products) — free proof per card at /api/v1/merkle/proof, verify without trusting us |
0xE491...7da4e |
| Graded Price Oracle | PSA/BGS/CGC graded-price proof tree | 0x2f1a...B3b42 |
| Soul Prediction Oracle | Weekly write-once roots of soul prediction locks | 0x8baE...475eB |
| Soul Results Oracle | The grading envelope — outcomes folded into write-once roots; refuses commits before maturity | 0x05f3...8071A |
| Prediction Registry | Every forward-looking claim (TCG forecasts, weather edges, market claims) committed before it can mature | 0xA679...344cD |
| Sports Stats Registry V2 | Daily write-once sports stat roots (4 leagues) + the daily TCG price panel | 0x2eaf...7E419 |
LitVM LiteForge (Chain 4441) — the LitVM narrative · 8 contracts (click to expand)
| Contract | Purpose | Address |
|---|---|---|
| Merkle Price Oracle | Daily root over 289K+ products (audit-patched generation, 2026-07) | 0x20A8...de80E |
| Graded Price Oracle | PSA/BGS/CGC graded card prices (audit-patched generation) | 0x6cca...b82f17 |
| TCG Price Oracle V2 | 50 blue-chip TWAP feeds, hourly updates | 0x697b...720E |
| Soul Prediction Oracle | Weekly write-once Merkle roots of soul prediction locks — no update path, immutability is the product | 0x5503...6dBF |
| Soul Results Oracle | LiteForge twin of the grading envelope | 0x6f36...c3E5c6f |
| Sports Stats Registry V2 | LiteForge twin of the sports/price panel registry | 0x9b68...A44Ae9 |
| Grading Escrow | Pay-to-grade, AI card analysis | 0xe784...bB82 |
| Weather Edge Oracle | Hourly Merkle roots of 10-city NWS observations — the weather truth layer (edge claims live in the Base Prediction Registry) | 0x9955...6696 |
Earlier contract generations (pre-audit 2026-07) keep their on-chain history and are documented in the repo — current addresses above are what
/api/v1/merkle/proofand/api/v1/graded/proofverify against.
⛓️ Archived chains (2026-07 wind-down — history kept, do not build on these)
Mantle Sepolia 5003: TCG Price Oracle V2 0x1A48...63B4 · Merkle Price Oracle 0x6B31...072c · Weather Edge Oracle 0xe0dC...3451
Casper Testnet: Merkle Price Oracle (Odra/Wasm) — DoraHacks buildathon entry with reproducible build + testing PLAYBOOK
Not just a price — an honest forecast. Distribution-free conformal calibration means "5% downside risk" actually happens ~5% of the time, validated out-of-sample. Deterministic and reproducible — anyone can re-run it and get the same number.
| Feature | What It Does |
|---|---|
| Calibrated risk forecast | Regime-aware bands + honest VaR — the default model. Monte Carlo (GBM / Merton jump-diffusion) stays opt-in, drand-seeded & provably fair |
| Card Rating | Two letter grades per card — Safe-Hold (downside protection) + Momentum (direction) |
| Shareable risk pages | oracle.the-undesirables.com/card/<id> — card art + forecast + grades, unfurls on social |
| Forward-only track record | Forecasts locked before outcomes, outcomes graded into write-once on-chain results roots — even the report card is tamper-proof |
Each Undesirable NFT's on-chain traits deterministically define a complete agent personality — Big Five scores, archetype, strategy, memory. Every minted soul locks 3 market predictions weekly, Merkle-committed on-chain before outcomes exist, then graded on-chain after they mature. Credit scores, but for artificial personalities.
- 🏆 Live leaderboard: the-undesirables.com/souls — 273 souls competing, grades printing weekly since July 31; 4,171 unminted siblings make the same calls with records sealed until mint
- 🐸 Live reference agent: Soul #1 "Glitch" runs autonomously on Moltbook — personality loaded verbatim from its soul workspace, wins and losses cited from its own on-chain record
- 🔌 Load a soul into your agent:
npm i plugin-undesirables(ElizaOS) or grab the workspace at the-undesirables.com/soul
Plugin · Oracle API · MCP Server — a three-tier AI stack for distribution, revenue, and local compute.
| Project | What It Does | |
|---|---|---|
| 🔌 | ElizaOS Plugin | Personality-as-Code for ElizaOS agents · 24 skills · npm v2.7.0 |
| ⚡ | x402 Oracle API | 45 endpoints (29 free · 16 paid) · conformal risk forecasts + card grades · AI card grading · UNDSR mint-tx builder · settles in USDC (Base or Solana) or USDG (Robinhood Chain) · x402 Bazaar-listed |
| 🛠️ | MCP Server | 35+ local compute tools · free card_forecast · zero telemetry · PyPI v1.1.9 |
| 🏟️ | Sports oracle (beta — in validation) | Calibrated 7-day player stat forecasts for 24K+ athletes (MLB live; NFL/NHL/NBA/college activate with their seasons) · every day's full stat panel merkle-committed on-chain since July · bands validated daily out-of-sample, and only validated stats are served · movers board |
| 📡 | Technocore proof feed | The only independently verifiable price feed on technocore.chat (the Flop Network agent layer): signed daily Merkle roots in owned room /r/d-undsr-oracle, checkable against the Base + LiteForge contracts above |
| 🔗 | LitVM MCP | 7-tool MCP for on-chain prices · Merkle-verified · PyPI |
| 🔮 | WebMCP | Browser-native AI agent tools · 9 tools via navigator.modelContext · zero API keys |
| 📊 | Widget | Embeddable price cards · 4 skins · sparklines · graded premiums · one <script> tag |
| 🎴 | TCG Plugin | Standalone ElizaOS plugin for TCG market intelligence |
| App | Description | Stack |
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| Undesirables Desktop | Full desktop app — TCG analytics, NFT generation, AI card grading, UNDSR slab renderer | Tauri v2, Rust, React |
| TCG Oracle App | Cross-platform TCG market intelligence — price analytics, AI grading, Vault portfolio tracking | React Native, Expo |
| Project | Description | Stack |
|---|---|---|
| 🕹️ The Syndicate | A turn-based organized-crime game whose entire loot economy runs on the on-chain TCG oracle — every card you loot carries its real market price, price history, and an on-chain Merkle proof you can verify. Free, no wallet, plays in the browser. | React, TypeScript, Vite, Vercel |
Proof the oracle is more than a data feed — the same on-chain prices now power a living game economy. ▶ play.the-undesirables.com
455K+ Products indexed across 25+ TCG games
30M+ Price history data points
290K+ Products in the daily Merkle proof tree (roots on Base + LiteForge)
13,332 Predictions locked in the latest weekly soul cohort (whole 4,444-soul family)
819 Calls graded per weekly cohort into write-once on-chain results roots
273 Souls competing on the public leaderboard
4,171 Sealed souls making the same calls, records hidden until mint
50 Blue-chip cards with hourly TWAP feeds
45 API endpoints (29 free, 16 paid)
35+ MCP local compute tools
24 Live-data AI agent skills
4,444 NFTs generated (ERC-721)
94 Solidity test cases passing
auto-refreshed daily from the live oracle · last refresh 2026-08-30
The AI does the work. The blockchain makes it real.
THE UNDESIRABLES LLC
Technocore / Flop Network DID — did:key:z6MkwUtAH2pSAQKx8e37m4mKErz4qtLrfqDA98BV2LLSHQab
Signed proof feed: /r/d-undsr-oracle — daily Merkle roots from the oracle, signed by that key and independently verifiable against Base mainnet and LitVM LiteForge.